Feb 26
Alastor and Vox have an intimate moment together
HazbinHotel
AlastorTheRadioDemon
Vox
RadioStatic
Edited By @enigma2meagain
Cast LuckyTremendous Mark Zschiegner II
Comic Art by: @cherry-blitz
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Alastor and Vox have an intimate moment together
HazbinHotel
AlastorTheRadioDemon
Vox
RadioStatic
Edited By @enigma2meagain
Cast LuckyTremendous Mark Zschiegner II
Comic Art by: @cherry-blitz
Well, it seems my hyperfixation has shifted slightly
And by that I mean we're switching comic creators. Here's all of @cherry-blitz's Alastors if you threw them all in a room and told them to get along. Oh yeah, and canon Alastor because why the fuck not. (This is VERY /silly and ooc. I just thought it'd be fun. The last one I made was too chaotic... So we're gonna pretend it never happened. Based on this)
CA: Canon Alastor AA: Angel Alastor PA: Persistence Alastor HA: Husbands Alastor EA: Executioner Alastor
CA: The fuck? Aw shit, not another one of these...
EA: Fuck, I was in the middle of something.
PA: Where am I? Who the hell are you people?
CA: The name's Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you, quite the pleasure!
PA: Wait what.
CA: And I'm assuming you're all Alastor as well? From different universes?
AA: I think so... (he's in angel form rn)
HA: Any of you come near me and you're dead.
EA: Anger issues much?
HA: The fuck did you just say twink?
CA: Let's establish some order, why don't we? We can't just all call each other Alastor, so how about we start with that?
HH: ...Why are you so, like, orderly?
CA: ...I think Charlie is getting to me. But anyway, let's start with you, tall fellow! What's a defining feature we could use?
HH: Annoyed.
CA: Annoyed Alastor it is!
AA: Hm. Is it weird Annoyed Alastor remind me of Vox?
EA: I could see that.
HH: We're around each other all the time, so I fucking wonder why.
EA: Why would you want to be around him so much?
HH: He's my Husband.
All other Alastors: WHAT
PA: HUSBAND??
AA: Holy shit holy shit holy shit.
CA: That is... utterly disturbing.
EA: Dude. The fuck?
AA: I wonder if that would happen in my world too.
PA: I don't think my Vox would be up for that. Unless...
CA: ...FUCK I'M SURROUNDED BY VOX SIMPS
PA: I AM NOT A FUCKING SIMP
CA: YES YOU IS BITCH
AA: GUYS GUYS CALM DOWN-
HH: This shit is funny as hell.
EA: I need to leave this god damn place.
CA: Ahem... Alright, so far we have Annoyed Alastor, Simp Alastor, and why don't we go with Angel Alastor for you?
AA: ...Wait, you guys aren't angels too?
PA: ...
EA: PFTTHAAAHAHAH NO YOU DUMB BITCH I KILL PEOPLE AS A JOB
CA: I think most overlords do, my good sir.
EA: No, I mean I work for Lucifer. I'm his executioner.
HH: You work for that little cunt?
CA: Alright then, Executioner Alastor it is. Now all that's left is me.
PA: How about Bitch Alastor?
HH: Yeah, I like Bitch Alastor.
AA: Guys, don't be mean.
EA: SHUT UP SHORTIE
AA: I am NOT that short ):< How about we just call that one Demon Alastor?
PA: We're all demons too, nimrod.
CA: That'll do, Angel Al. Now, how to get out of this place...
(So... part two?)
We're throwing @cherry-blitz's Angel Alastor AU in the mix
Same characters as the last script, canon Alastor, blinded AU Alastor, and now angel Alastor AU Alastor. (This is chaotic as fuck)
A-Canon Alastor BA-Blinded Alalstor AA-Angel Alastor
A & BA: (Still arguing)
AA: Um... Can you two point me int he direct of the exit?
A: Oh lord, not another one-
BA: Hello, pleasure to be meeting you. I'm guessing you are another Alastor?
AA: Oh wait, you're Alastors too? Odd.
A: I do so hope you're better company than this... bufoon.
AA: Well, I've been told I'm good company.
BA: Pft. By who? Charlie?
AA: ...Yeah.
(Fuck it, we're throwing in that one @labyrinthofsphinx AU with Drift in it. Idk the name. LA-Labyrinth's Alastor)
LA: She thinks everyone is good company.
A: Oh you have to be fucking kidding me
BA: Hah! This keeps getting better and better, wouldn't you think, Alastor?
A, AA, & LA: Me?
BA: That one.
AA: Just pick a characteristic of one of us or something.
A: ...No fucking way you just said that.
LA: (Starts fucking wheezing)
AA: What? What did I say? Why the hell are you laughing?
BA: I'M BLIND YOU DUMB FUCK I'M BLIND OOOOH
AA: Oh shit-
A: You're all so fucking dumb
LA: This is the most entertainment I've had since Drift!
A: Who?
LA: My- (oh fuck) uhh no one
BA: Well it's obviously someone, bitch.
(Double fuck it, tossing in executioner Alastor, no specific one. EA-Executioner Alastor)
EA: Isn't he your and Vox's son or something?
A: YOUR WHAT NOW
BA: NO FUCKING WAY
AA: Wait we have a fucking kid-
LA: WHAT NO I DON'T GIVE SHIT ABOUT THAT LITTLE DUNCE
EA: YES YOU DO BITCH
LA: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THAT
EA: I just know shit. A lot more shit that I should honestly.
AA: This is getting out of hand.
BA: Hah. Like how I lost my hand.
A: I need a fucking drink.
EA: What, a whiskey? Basic bitch.
A: Alright then, what's your order?
EA: UH UHM UM UH
A: Exactly hoe
AA: You just called yourself a hoe, bitch
BA: You just called yourself a bitch, dipshit
EA: You just called yourself a dipshit, asshole
A: And you my friend, just called yourself an asshole.
AA: Yeah? Well you called yourself your friend.
A: FUCK-
