Jan 1
absolutely cackling… on this patient’s first admission, his “chief complaint” was “i need b*tches”… now he’s back and it’s “let’s fuck”
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absolutely cackling… on this patient’s first admission, his “chief complaint” was “i need b*tches”… now he’s back and it’s “let’s fuck”
Chief complaint:
Vagina not feeling well.
Chief complaint of the day
“Naked, screaming, and restrained.”
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Redacted Mueller H&P Omits All But Family History & Chloride Level
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - A redacted version of Robert S. Mueller III's highly-anticipated history & physical examination (H&P) admission document was released earlier today. Unfortunately, all the juicy bits are blotted out, leaving only uninteresting details like a noncontributory family...
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Chief Complaint (Trauma Edition)
Fall 20 feet into a storm drain.
Then left the hospital to buy beer and cigarettes in a wheelchair, came back to hospital, fell, aspirated, sent to the ICU.
Chief complaint:
Chief complaint:
“My meat hurts”
Seen on a friend’s schedule.
#ChronicButt should be a thing.