#clint preferences

[queen-of-the-avengers]

you meet them for the first time- clint barton

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Clint didn’t need the practice, but he always went to the archery range to see if he could spot people that did. It gave him something to do so he wasn’t sitting at home by himself. The people at the range knew who he was by look, so he didn’t need to go through that security bullshit every single time.

He scanned the outside once he got through, and everyone seemed to either have an instructor with them or knew what they were doing.

“Looking for recruits?” one of the managers asked once he joined his side.

“Something like that.”

“You can start with her,” he pointed to you who was struggling with the arrow. “She comes in almost every day, struggles for a bit, then leaves. She could use what you have.”

“Thanks,” the avenger nodded before he made his way over to you. Once you finally got the arrow to where you needed it to be, you pulled it back before letting it go. However, it didn’t go very far and landed on the ground.

“Of course,” you muttered with a sigh.

“Need help?”

“Actually, I do,” you nodded as you faced the stranger. “Was I struggling that badly?”

“With practice, you’ll become a pro at this. I’m Clint.”

“Y/N. Thanks for doing this,” you blushed. The avenger smiled in relief from you not recognizing him. It was nice to go out and not be spotted by everyone.

“You’re welcome. For starters, you’re holding it wrong. Here, let me show you,” he offered you his help.

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[imonomnity]

[astral-writings]

Sorry I Hit You With My Umbrella (Part 2)

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Prompt: This horrible umbrella won’t extend! Oh shit I just hit you in the stomach/crotch! I’m so sorry Prompt link: Click here Fandom: Marvel Note: As always, the post will be in two parts due to length ♥

Black Widow/Natasha

“Y/n, do you honestly need that umbrella?” Nat asked, raising a brow.

“Unless I want to get horribly sunburned, yes I do.” You said.

“Well, by the time you get it open you might be sunburned anyway.” She joked and you sighed.

“It’s not my fault it’s stuck, I got this umbrella on sale.” You said with a huff.

“I guess we know why it was on sale.” She said with a smirk, before doubling over.

“Ha! See, I got it open!” You smiled before your face fell, “I hit you with this didn’t I?”

“Yeah, pretty hard too.” She said, slowly sitting back up.

“I’m sorry, I honestly didn’t mean to.” You said and she nodded.

“It’s fine, I’ve been through worse.” She said with amusement and you giggled.

“I hope so, it’d be a shame if an umbrella was the thing that took you out and not some evil robot.” You said and she laughed a bit.

“That would be,” She took a deep breath and put her arms around your neck, “Incredibly ridiculous.” She looked playfully serious.

“Absolutely unheard of.” You smiled, kissing her.

Hawkeye/Clint Barton

“Try not to hurt yourself over there, Thumbelina.” Clint teased.

“Oh, shut up, bird brain.” You huffed, struggling to open your umbrella.

“Why don’t you make me, Thumbelina?” Clint asked.

“You know what, I will!” You spoke, harshly pulling on the umbrella and opening it.

“Ow, Jesus.” Clint said, doubling over.

“Serves you right for making fun of me.” You giggled, walking over to him.

“I’m gonna get you back.” He threatened playfully.

“Oh, really? How?” You questioned.

“Oh, I don’t know maybe like this?” He spoke running up to you and tickling you.

You screamed before your screams turned into giggles. You saw him smile as you swatted him away, dropping your umbrella. You squirmed away from him and ran off and he chuckled before going after you.

“You can run but you can’t hide!” He said, catching you in his arms and lifting you up.

“Clint!” You whined, kicking your feet forward.

“Y/n.” You whined back.

Hulk/Bruce Banner

“You okay?” Bruce asked, noticing your upset face.

“No, I can’t get it open.” You pouted.

“Here let me-ow!” He was interrupted by the umbrella randomly springing open and hitting him in the stomach.

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry, are you hurt? Do you need some ice?” You started rambling and he chuckled.

“No, no, that won’t be necessary.” He said sitting back up.

“Are you okay?” You asked him and he nodded.

“Yeah,” He sighed, “Never better.”

“I feel bad, I’m really sorry.” You said awkwardly.

“Hey, it’s alright, it’s not like you killed me or anything.” He said, walking over to you.

“I know, but still.” You sighed, pouting.

“You could’ve hit me with a pipe and I wouldn’t love you any less.” He said softly and you smiled.

“Promise?” You asked and he smiled.

“Promise.

Thor

“What are you doing?” Thor asked, looking at your repair-needed umbrella.

“Trying to open up this damn umbrella.” You said in an irritated tone, “I think it hates me.”

“Nonsense, umbrellas cannot feel.” Thor said, attempting to comfort you.

“Thanks.” You smiled, laughing breathlessly.“You are most welcome, my lady.” He said ad you blushed lightly.

“I think I need to call in reinforcements.” You huffed before it abruptly opened,

“Oh.” Your voice an octave higher.

With the umbrella still in front of you, you peaked around but saw no sign of Thor. Your eyebrows knitted together as you looked for him. A small pained noise let you know he was still in the room, and lower to the ground. Unfortunately, when you went to lift up the umbrella, you hit him in the head

“I’m so sorry, are you okay?” You asked and he nodded.

“Quite well.” He said, still hunched over.

“Did the umbrella hit you when it opened?” You questioned and he nodded.

“Yes, but do not worry, it didn’t hurt that much.” He stood back up, but he still looked like he was in pain.

“I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to, are you alright? Should I be getting something? Maybe I should just-” You started rambling on, but he cut you off with a kiss.

“I assure you, there is no reason to worry.” He said with a smile.

Loki

“Loki, wait, I need to open this up.” You said, struggling with the umbrella.

“Open what up?” He questioned, looking at your umbrella.

“My umbrella, it’s raining like crazy and I don’t want to get sick again.” You spoke.

“I quite like it when you were sick, you didn’t leave the bedroom.” He said with a smirk and you blushed.

“Stop being-oop!” The umbrella opened, hitting him in the crotch.

“Gah-” He breathed out, hunching over.

“Are you-Are you alright?” You asked, not sure if you should approach him.

“I’ve been better.” He winced.

“I swear I didn’t mean to please don’t hate me-” You began to ramble.

“Love, even if I wanted to,” He sat back up, “I could never hate you.” You sighed in relief.

“That’s great ‘cause there’s something I need to tell you.” You said and he raised his brows.

“Oh, really? I’m intrigued.” He said, walking over to you.

“I bet you are cause this secret involves you, me, the bedroom, and some....Experimentation.” You said.