#clutzy

[dreamtigress]

I have an amazing talent. I rolled a 2 on eating. I was just consuming a cup of chopped peaches in syrup, and managed to splash syrup down the front of me, both INTO and ONTO my shirts, so there was syrup in between my tits, in my bra, on both my tank top and my shirt, and on the counter. TADAH.

[carriejonesbooks]

Why It Is Good I Am Not Famous

Why It Is Good I Am Not Famous

Okay. Let me just say that I am super glad that I am not famous. Here is why: There are no paparazzi following me around. If there were I would ALWAYS be on sites like THE SUPERFICIAL and GOODCELEBSDOAWKWARDTHINGS.COM (I made that one up) because I am SUCH a klutz. Bella in Twilight and half the women in rom-coms have nothing on me. NOTHING! Why? Well, all in one day I:1. Drove my car over…

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[littlechaoslady]

So I lost my glasses yesterday...

In the 24 hours I've lived without my glasses I've managed to walk into a door, turn into a wall, fall into a bush and (I'm not kidding here) trip on a mailbox. Yes a mailbox, the thing on a stick with a little red flag so that it's SEEN and I tripped on it.

Glasses please come back...

[idkwhatimdoingbutimgonnacontinue]

[mendinghandsga-blog]

Always be positive 😂 #clutz #clutzy #positivity #positivevibes

[clustzygirl]

Let’s start off with a bang

Clutzy Confession #1: So when I was around 10 or 11 I was walking up my lawn to my front door. My house sat on a slope so the side walk leading to the door was not even with the grassy part of the lawn. I went to step up onto the sidewalk and my toe caught the side of the cement. I tripped and went down on my hands and knees and slid across the cement. My hands slid into the rocks and then I completely lost any balance and fell over. I laid there momentarily processing what happened. I tried to sit up and smacked my head against my house and just laid back down.  Next day I am walking through the living room. My mom has been going through boxes in our storage room and in one of these boxes she finds her hand carved African letter opener. She leaves it sticking out of the box for some mindless reason. I walk by unaware of it (because no one is expecting a knife to be sticking out of a box in their living room) and I get stabbed in the knee. It actually carves out a piece of flesh. Feel free to submit your clumsy clutzy confessions! Let's laugh at our pain together!

[titus-the-explorer]

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[likethe5saucedirectionsetsquared]

I also just dropped my phone into the tub... at least it was empty