#coffeethulhu

[brackgiraffe]

[muffystopheles]

This describes us perfectly. 💙

[muffystopheles]

Frosted Sugar Bomb

[muffystopheles]

So Where's the ring in the Audi ad that lives in VA and is running off with the beardy ring and your cat? ;-)

THAT RING CAN SUCK A COCK ON THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE THAT'S WHERE

[doublesontundra]

read Stand Still, Stay Silent. Trust me. There are only around 200 strips so far. It's fucking excellent.

I have read enough to meet the character whose description is "thinks his beard is awesome"

I love this comic

Matt is a true bro

[muffystopheles]

Dear moofles, you are made of pretty. This is a true statement. *hugs*

<3 *hugs*

[doublesontundra]

Why be polyamorous when you can be polyamASAURUS?

listen I know we're coming up on National Coming Out Day but could you not out me as a dinosaur

I have a day job

[doublesontundra]

I figured you nerds might want to see this