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So why are you pink? Is that a lady thing? Because Phrysians are color-coded. You can't see it, but my shell isn't actually that boney white everyone says it is.
“Y’know, I think I’m closer to purple than pink,” she says, crossing her arms and looking thoughtful for a moment. “To answer your question, though, nah. Jovians come in all sorts of colors, and there’s no correlation between coloration and gender.”
“…so what color is your shell?”
I can help it but I'm not going to-- So you want that hot wiener?
Yeah, why? If you’re making an implication about wieners being associated with male genitalia, I’ll remind you that I’ve been with trans women in the past. I don’t quite get the idea, but a woman’s a woman.
I got a personal question for you, Ganymede.
And that question would be...?
coldcredits replied to your post: Not sure how I feel about having the same opinion...
What happened to the whole “Phazon took over my brain and made me murder my friends”?
For starters: I only murdered one of my friends, and I’m still living with the guilt. That said, I regained control of my faculties after that incident and had no incidents since. Whatever Phazon might have done to me in the past, it seems like I’ve adapted to its presence since then. Either that, or my new PED is better at managing my phazon levels than my Federation-issued model was.
Gandrayda I got a question for you that will probably end with you slapping me or something, but it's sincere.
Hold on, let me powder up my pimp hand just in case.
...
There. Okay, what is it?
*aggressively dances* Who are we fucking?
*aggressively dances right back* I dunno ‘bout you, but I’m going home with at least one pretty girl tonight.
You're gonna slap me, but I gotta know. Do you ever take sexual partners to bed while shape shifted as another species?
I dunno why you think I’d slap you for asking that question. As much as I’d love to smack you around sometimes, I’m not fond of the frostbite that would result.
Anyways! Yes, I’ve done that before. Some girls consider me being a shifter to be a deal-breaker, others don’t...but they do all know what they’re getting into before the fun starts.
"Now Ganny don't go murdering abusive family members without a plan to replace them with perfectly decent people."
Shit, you’re right. There I go being impulsive again! Do you know anyone with a decent family, though?
