#collin speaks

[collin-chanmins-wife]

you ranting while doing your skin care routine: why are guys and girls randomly calling me fat for having a waist aka AN HOUR GLASS FIGURE???Like hello?

apparently the girls you meet are black boards because that's not what fat means you dipshits I mean Im sorry all the girls you meet are sticks that's not my problem and because I have a better body than you doesn't make me fat it makes me hot

SO STFU YOU TWAT

Seungmin: Babe are you okay? do I need to have a chat with these guys and girls

you: no I know I'm beautiful I don't need randoms telling me it

you: WAIT I RHYMED

Chan: Dr. Seuss who? we only you

Han: period

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I know I'm not posting as much that's because I have some head canons for you guys

[sex--on--the--radio]

So yesterday was my 21st birthday and it was pretty fucking lit.

[collin-chanmins-wife]

gimme song ideas for my intro and my moots list please

I NEED IT FOR FUTURE UPDATES 🩷🩷

tags:

@theweebkate @missleebit @atetheluck @saeivra

if any of you I've pinged have moots I share please add them I WANT TO MAKE MY MASTERLIST AND MY MOOTS LIST

[collin-chanmins-wife]

Hyunjin: I need a new morning routine and a new style

You: I need a new life,

just screw this one I wanna restart!

Chan: that's not-

You: can I get a refund?

Changbin: honey are you okay?

you: yesn't

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I don't like saying Y/n idk so when you see me type mc or you JUST REPLACE IT WITH YOUR NAME

[collin-chanmins-wife]

y'all I kinda wanna do a sleep token theme but I also wanna do NF

HELP BECAUSE ASCENSIONISM BY SLEEP TOKEN WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD SONG TO BASE MY ACCOUNT ON

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BUT SO WOULD INTRO III

y'all I need help I'ma send the songs below and y'all choose I'm having a difficult time choosing

I NEED Y'ALL TO HELP

y'all don't have to know the songs either just listen to them and give opinions

[collin-chanmins-wife]

okay okay

I know my pinned post is deleted but it's because I was updating it and I accidentally deleted it 😭😭😭I'm so upset too because now I have to remake my whoooooole masterlist and I'm like gonna cry (๑´̥̥̥>ω<̥̥̥`๑)

[collin-chanmins-wife]

I have been grinding my butt off on Genshin so much that I'm level 10(max) friendship with Zhongli

ALSO BEFORE ANYONE JUMPS ME ON MY ZHONGLI NOT HAVING ANY ELEMENTAL MASTERY!!! Just know:

his crit rate, and crit damage make up for it 😋😚

I love him so so much, so I'm not even upset about this. but for me to finally get adventure rank 55 I need my main team characters level 90 so now I have to grind even more 🫠

right now I only have 4 characters even at level 80 (including traveler)

the only reason it's like this is because I'm more of an explorer to get chests and primos and so I like need to get back into the character grind.. 😭

anyways that's my Yap for today

I could Yap about Genshin for weeks and never get bored 🙂‍↕️ ( so this Yap might be very common for now on)

[collin-chanmins-wife]

u n me both, we upgraded our intro posts hella

HAHAHAHAHA

yea fr we're just badass like that 😚✌

anyways I was honestly worried no one (as in moots) would notice or like it 🥹

next is my master list + tag list

but yea I love how it turned out but its important my moots and followers do to