Rating SPN White Dresses
Mary’s White Dress
It’s literally THEE White Dress, like come on. And my god is it absolutely beautiful; the way the material gathers and flows down her body so elegantly, the delicate lace with the little rose. And coupled with the curls, truly nailed their rendition of the Angel of the House troupe. Crazy how effort they put into it tbh and you can see the decline as we go on. I think the one from Home is a copy (sleeves are shorter and lace is different) but I’ll count them as one. 100/10
I didn’t notice it on my first watch but this is literally a different dress I’m ctfu. The dress itself is not terrible (tho a clear downgrade from the original) and I do think most of its awkwardness comes from a combination of bad lighting, ill fitting and the flat hair, BUT (and I may be giving SPN a little too much credit here) I think it works that Mary looks stiff because the season is about deconstructs Mary’s madonna image; she’s out of place in the very dress that defined her up till now. 6/10 (edit: 7/10 I think I made the mistake of comparing it to the OG dress, it’s way better than a lot on this list)
Mary wears this one in Dean’s Heaven and in her own mindscape in 12x22. Another case of a dress looking worse because SPN no longer gaf. I like how this isn't a nightgown but more so a sundress. The sunlit garden of it all<33 You're in a floral print dress in your perfect house, making lunch for your perfect children and one day you'll all think back to this as a time that was perfect and beautiful (except it wasn't actually like that at all, was it?). 9/10
Constance’s White Dress
Constance is the abjected, monstrous Mother to Mary’s Pure Madonna, too shame-faced to return to her broken, rotted home and instead haunting roadsides. Her white dress is more form fitting compared to how Mary’s loosely falls, and is torn in various places, to connote sexuality and unchastity. A woman desecrated. 9/10
…. 1/10 this is taking me out
Jessica’s White Dress
See this one confuses me because it’s clearly not the white dress in Lucifer!Jess wears and Sam hallucinates. It's literally lingerie, I guess they were trying a 2000s version of a white nightgown? 4/10 the fire makes it a little hard to judge
I guess they changed it because they couldn’t have Jessica in the other one? Unfortunately it’s a bit cheap and ugly</3 looks a little better in the darker lighting. 4/10
Monica's white dress
I like this one tbh with the buttons and the pattern on the collar. 7/10
Eve's white dress
I appreciate some elements about this but overall dress itself is fucking ugly sorry and Constance did this better 4/10
Lilith's white dress
It's a typical wedding dress, nothing really special but I like how it contrasts to the rest of the dresses. 7/10
Lisa's white dress
It reminds of a little of Mary's dress in Dean's heaven where it's not a nightdress but a sundress and in the way this isn't her but a sanctified image. She'll always be an ideal to look back at, the sun shining on her, wearing a white dress, sitting in a garden and never a person; to choose the person is to destroy the image. The dress itself is cute but nothing special. 6/10
Karen's white dress
It's just your typical white dress but ugly and tacky. 3/10
Sarah's white dress
Another typical white dress except this one is a little cuter to me. I like the design on the front with the button and it has some cute embroidery if you look super close. 5/10
They really dgaf about consistency this is taking me out. The dress is cute enough. 5/10
Kelly's white dress
The added layer makes it look more special than it would've. 7/10
