#cookie man

[injuries-in-dust]

Wake up babe! New cookbook just dropped!

[decoy-sammy]

Can't believe I'm actually doing this BUT-:

The cookies are doneee~ <3

Ooh, Sounders, lookin' cool as always I see- Shocky, what happened? Why did your boobs turn white?!

Screamers 1 and 2! :D

[Btw special thanks to @zeropro for making _this post_ that helped me convince my family to bake cookies and for @too-many-beloveds for tagging me in it! :3]

[the-crab-demigod]

I set him ablaze >:}

[em0lici0us]

You have no idea who this is lol but I'll give you a hint 🍪🍪🍪

Emo: well, seems like the kids remember you, winternet~

[jawnnn]

ive started doing this thing where i eat a lot of cookies at once and then i take a break for about an hour but then i eat more cookies. it’s going really well for me.

[wilhellmine]

Me:

Husband: *Brings me cookies*

Me: Thats not what I meant... *opens youtube* 

Me:

[catgirllair]

This comic is hilarious.