#crack asks

[neorestes]

Can Neo dress up in a maid outfit… and start twerking?

[lavendertarot72]

Based on Colleen’s Episode we deduced that Will aspires to be a Hockey Wag. Who’s Wag would he be?

Delly ( Will loves annoying him)

Ecky (fellow hot blond, they look good together)

Misa ( we know he loves brunettes)

Jack Thompson ( his people watching parter in crime)

Macklin Celebrini (tell me why he should pick him)

Voting ended onApr 3

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[chestnut-treee]

Evil Chappell roan with pronouns

What... does this mean?

I'm sorry, I genuinely do not understand. Could you... maybe explain?

(Ooc: actually what does this mean. Like genuinely im so confused?? 😭😭)

[reticent-writer]

So this is an ask...that doesn't have a reader but I wanted to ask this for comedic reasons. In the last episode the casts reaction to when Lucifer said he's gonna fuck him (Adam) instead of attacking Adam took his words seriously and has the exorcists retreat because he's scared Lucifers gonna come after his booty

I'm sorry this took long (I finally have some free time) to reply but this is hilarious 😭

Like just imagine if he stopped all future exterminations because Lucifer made Adam uncomfortable

Adam just up in heaven finding ways to entertain himself but he's scared from the thought that Lucifer first came for his wife's and now he's coming for him💀

[redfoxwritesstuff]

OKokoko! if you have to marry a chicken or a rodent (completely platonic) which would you choose?

Chicken, specifically a hen. If they can't pay bills, at least she can poop breakfast!

[jerzwriter]

If a patient got their penis stuck in an elevator. How would Dr. Ramsey suggest he get it out?

OK...Nonny? I literally HOWLED for like 15 min after reading this. Seriously... tears in my eyes kind of laughing! 😂😂😂 I mean... you made my night.

Wow... I really want to know where this question came from... what's the back story... what inspired this, Nonny? Please tell! 😂

As to what Dr. Ramsey would advise (OMG, I'm cracking up again...) I think he'd need more details. I mean, when you say "stuck in an elevator," my mind is going to the elevator doors (and ouch), but that's not necessarily the case. Was there some sort of hole or putty-like substance in the elevator that this person decided to shove their penis into? I mean, I want to know.

This would definitely have poor Ethan pinching the bridge of his nose... and I don't even want to think of Dr. Carrick's reaction. But how and where the penis is stuck would determine his advice. We may also want Dr. Lahela on standby in case a reattachment is needed. 😬😬

I'm like dying... Thanks, Nonny.

[roi-et-mangouste]

I definitely don’t recall posing for this — is this based on a series of assumptions, or...?

[celestial-imagines]

ignatz for sentence thingy :)))))

Celeste, you Seteth simp supreme, you better not break into the Louvre to steal and eat the Mona Lisa or else you’ll have more things to worry about than the international police. istg you have this fascination with eating the Mona Lisa/paint and i don’t know why but i’m not here for it. just go back to simping Seteth, at least i know that won’t kill me before i hit 20.