#crack headcanons

[eros-telesse]

Will we see a continuation of the last post? Tim's punch and what happened afterward wasn't something I was expecting to read today, and it was so funny, I loved it!

I think you're talking about This post

And I wasn't planning on it be since you asked!

*They finally caught Jon*

Jason : Alright your gonna tell us everything Jonathan Kent! Did you touch our little brother.

Jon thought : Play dumb.

Jon : Who's Jonathan ?

Everyone :

Jon thought : Not that dumb!

Steph : I say he's too stupid for Damian leave him be.

Cass : Nah, it's definitely a facade, it's him.

Jason : Let's just kill him.

Tim : Agree.

Damian : WHAT NO DON-

Bruce : What is going on right now?!

Damian : Father, thank god.

Dick : We want to excute Jon for- TALIA?!

Talia : Richard.

Dick : What are you doing here!

Talia : Business with my beloved.

*They both glare a each other*

Bruce : Ignoring that. For what?

Tim : Because I found a positive pregnancy test in Damian room.

Bruce :

Bruce : *Give a dead glare at Jon*

Jon : Glups-

Talia turning her attention away from Dick : Oh, you found the soft launching announcement.

*They all stare at Talia, then they all turn to Damian*

Steph : SO YOU ARE PREGNANT!

Jon : WHAT?! YOU ARE?!

Dick : MY BABY BROTHER!!!

Damian : I'M NOT PREGNANT! I HAVE A DICK, YOU ALL KNOW IT! ESPECIALLY YOU JONATHAN!

Tim : Ew. Too much information.

Bruce : So what is Talia talking about?

Talia : Oh, I'm not talking about Damian soft launch, I'm talking about me.

Everyone :

Everyone : *Turn to Bruce*

Damian, cold as ice : Father.

Bruce : That's not me I didn't do anything!

Talia : Oh no, not me, I was talking about Damian.

Everyone :

Duke : Okay, I'm lost. What the fuck is going on??

Steph : Yeah! Make it make sense!

Damian : Mother, explain, now.

Talia : Oh well, you know I’ve come to terms with you dating young El now that he’s proven himself to be a suitable partner. So now that he has my blessing -and Father’s- you two need to carry on the family line. So I took a little bit from both of you to make a baby! And the test was to help you get used to the idea of being a parent!

Everyone :

Damian : What.

Jon : WHAT?!

Bruce : TALIA!

Dick : I KNEW THAT SHE COULDN'T BE TRUSTED!

Tim : You- he- them- what-

Jason : What. The. Fuck.

Cass : So we're gonna be aunt?

Steph : We are! That's cool!

Duke : Dibs for best uncle!

Damian : This family is a nightmare.

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[dependenta1de1pacanele]

Imagine if instead of Julian trying to be James bond and pissing the shit out of garak, it was garak wanting to be Dr house

[craftyjellyfishcat]

Idea.

What if Battat goes to bed on time, but sometimes purposefully stays up late so Jongler will carry him to bed.

The green dice especially loves to be near the Joobies while carried.

[rabidworld]

*the Cody boys researching depression to try and help Y/N*

Craig: Ew dude, some people get so depressed they stop brushing their teeth.

Pope *without looking up from his phone*: Some people get so depressed they kill themselves, Craig.

[lavender-haired-stranger]

crack fic idea: effie stops wearing capitol clothes and wigs in district 12 post-war because once, she wore a wig and colorful clothes when haymitch, katniss, and peeta took her to the meadow, and a male peacock ended up following her back to victor's village. the peacock never leaves. it follows effie everywhere. and haymitch finds it hilarious. so does johanna when she visits.

[skulldetergent]

ghost who's trying to get soap to stop smoking, so every time he sees him lighting a cigarette he just sprays him with a water spray bottle like you'd do with a misbehaving dog

[anxiety0-0]

“What food they’d eat” “Places they’d love” “they’ll never get over the fact that their death loved ones never got peace”

Fuck it, here. What ao3 skins I think PJO characters would use

Percy

Look, is it telling? Yes

But I think someone would change the default skin to this as a prank except he really liked the fishes

Yes they can be a little distracting

Yes he changes it back for certain fics he needs to lock in on

But at the end of the day, it’s back to this

Annabeth

It’s either this or dark mode no in between

The formatting being like book format really brings it together for her

Downside is how bright it is when she’s reading at night

Nico

He’s already dealing with old religious guilt he doesn’t need to be thinking which skin he uses to read gay fanfiction

Most he’d do is change to dark mode

Piper

It says be gay do crimes what else do you want

Other than that she likes the multi colored font and gradient background

Leo

He changed it as a joke and then started using it unironically

DEFINITELY uses the light background as a fake flashlight sometimes

His machines are sick of it

Reyna

Doesn’t want a highly recognizable skin

But wants a darker color instead of a lighter one so easy compromise

Won’t admit it but thinks the patterns are pretty and it was a factor of her picking this one

Jason

Clean and light colored are his requirements

Thinks Percy’s is rancid bc he can’t focus with an image behind the text

Just off white so it doesn’t hurt his eyes

Does it look a little bit Hera themed? Yeah but it was on accident

Octavian

Anyway.

Thalia

Uses it bc light colored background is really noticeable when camping out at night

Likes comparing the actual night sky with the pic

This theme is actually really common among the hunters

Introduced to it by one of the hunters who died in the battle of manhattan

Hazel

Leo changed it to this and she hasn’t figured out how to change it back

It’s growing on her tho

Would probably keep it if it wasn’t majority light colored

Frank

Fuck I hit the image limit on the mobile app

Uhhhhh he either steals Reyna’s or goes with basic dark theme

Links to where I got the skins:

memorizingthedigitsofpi - Repositories

memorizingthedigitsofpi has 26 repositories available. Follow their code on GitHub.

GitHub - Ao3SiteSkins/Original-skins: Ao3 site skins, original designs. Site Skins for Archive of our Own (beyond any fandom)

Ao3 site skins, original designs. Site Skins for Archive of our Own (beyond any fandom) - Ao3SiteSkins/Original-skins