HC: when armin and annie announce their third pregnancy, connie yells at armin to get off of his friend (annie) 😭😭 RELEASE HER
Annie ofc does not want that lmao
You're so right anon, lol, he isn't getting any time with Annie anymore! :< Armin's hogging her all the time and it's ANNOYING. WHO'S HE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF NOW IF SHE'S NOT THERE?
His life is miserable and dull, but the thing is - Connie forgets what actually happens before the great pregnancy happens, so he's just like, over the dinner table: "Annie? We've got to talk. See, we're in a relationship, and-"
Armin (pales): What relationship? Annie, what is this?
Annie (mouth full of food): He means we're friends.
Connie: -lately I've been feeling very very left out. You never spend time with me these days, we never talk, we never look at each other, hell- you aren't even threatening to kill me anymore!
Armin (having a small mental breakdown on the side): Listen, Connie-
Connie (very determined): So I've decided, something's gotta be done about this.
Annie (not really listening, just eating):
Connie: Your pregnancy's ruining our entire relationship. This is the third time, I won't tolerate it anymore.
Annie (still eating): Mhmm.
Connie: You have to choose me, or being pregnant. And I think it's about time you choose me. I have feelings, and I'm lonely.
Armin (paling faster than a corpse): H-hey, listen-
Connie (stands up): Enough is enough. I'm going to make sure you don't get pregnant anymore.
Annie (still eating): It's out of my control but good luck.
Pieck: Oh?? Why is it out of your control?
Annie: 'Cuz. Just is. Can you pass me the ice cream?
Pieck (turning to the (un)luckiest guy in the world): Armin? Why is this out of her control? Do you not want Annie to have a relaxing, peaceful life?
Armin (face on fire): I-I- god, no, it's-it's- it's not like that-
Annie (eating ice cream): It is.
Armin (redder than a tomato): Annie, please. You know we don't plan this.
Connie (still upset): I won't be the the last priority here. Annie, choose. Me or pregant?
Annie (still eating): It sucks, but pregant.
Connie (crestfallen): ...
Pieck (snorting): Ohohohohoho-
Annie (with her mouth full): Like I said, it's out of my control.
Pieck (cackling now): OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO-
Armin (wants to fall through the earth):
Connie (lunges at the poor boy): STOP IT. STOP IT, GIVE MY ANNIE BACK! RETURN HER TO ME! GIVE HER BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
(Meanwhile, somewhere else entirely):
Jean (sighing): I bet they're making plans for the next peace summit now. Maaaann, I'm not really excited about it.
Reiner: ....
Jean: I mean, think about it. Everybody's still against us. It's unfair like hell, sometimes I think that maybe Eren-
Reiner: Hey, Jean.
Jean: Yeah?
Reiner: I think... I think I'm ready.
Jean: ... really? You're looking forward to the peace talks?
Reiner: No, not that. I mean... I'm ready.
Jean: ????
Reiner: My body's ready. It's time for us to have child.
Jean: BRO????
