Tommy screamed in pain as the most terrible, horrible, pain known to man was inflicted onto him. Pain shot up his leg and he looked down.
He gingerly raised his foot, and held his poor poor toe.
He grimaced at the poor thing, it hurt so so much. The then proceeded to glare at the HORRIBLE thing that had inflicted this constant throbbing pain.
The CHAIR.
The most horrible, terrible, rudest chair Tommy had ever seen.
He glare at it some more.
"Well?? Have anything to say for yourself?" He spat angerily at it.
The chair stood there not moving, quiet.
"That what I thought," He hissed, "bitch."
He decided to kick the chair to show how angry he was at it. Ow. Pain shot up his leg again, horrible, horrible pain.
"FUCK YOU," Tommy screamed, jumping on one leg and holding his poor poor toe, "YOU ARE THE WORST FUCKING CHAIR. EVER."