#cursed lol

[prettypathosis]

doab ryan.....imagine

[catboy-lover-archive]

bestie how do you think the bros or whoever u want from any fandom lol would react to tasting țuică for the first time

Hekewhwkwb u got it bestie ♡

Lucifer - whoops you killed him lol. That was the first time but after 3 times of drinking it he asks you for more..... please dont give him more

Mammon - bold of you to assume he cant handle it! ( he cant). Gets drunk after two shots, poor baby. He'll be over clingy tonight, hope ur ready for this.

Leviathan - Gets sent into the astral dimension after one sip, RIP Levi 10000000 B.C. - 2021. Gone but never forgotten

Satan - '' It tastes like shit'' he's a ~fancy boy uwu~ or whatever so he doesent understand the taste of good shit smh ..... ( secretly he cant handle it)

Asmodeus - bold of you to assume that he didnt try every single liquour known to man, ideal drinking buddy ♡

Beelzebub - please dont give him tuica unless you want to see a drunk Beel eating the couch. Pls for the sanity if Lucifer, DONT

Belphie - you actually killed him shjwhewje. Who said revenge cant taste like tuica was a coward

Diavolo - Hes NOT a light weight but he drinks so much that he gets drunk and tries to: propose to you, declare war on God, propose to Lucifer, propose to Barbatos, fly from the top of the castle, all in the span of 15 MINUTES. get ready for a scolding from both Lucifer and Barbatos

Barbatos - raging alchoholic, another good drinking buddy, but please dont give him too much or he'll fuck up some realities and timelines

Simeon - secret raging alchoholic, as long as you dont tell god he doesent tell Lucifer. Loves whatever can get him wasted, DON'T get him more, he has no self control

Solomon - U killed him 2, electric boogaloo. Old man cant handle it smh

Luke - u gave him one drop as a joke....... Simeon wasn't happy

[neon-junkie]

I hate myself so fucking much. Last night I had a dream where I FUCKED ANGELO BRonTE

*pats the seat next to me*  c’mere, come and have a cry on my shoulder. i too would be shaken up if i had a dream like that :(

[igamer12]

now, the people want to know... is ketchup a smoothie?

yes

it has to be since i was drinking it like 2 years ago all because of sans undertale

[neon-junkie]

baby where ur cake go ??

[tiredandslow]

Drew these a bit ago might redraw them again at some point lol

Bonus soloed out Cham-p

[greenhouse-of-love]

Worm on a string but make it human

[sunuism]

just had a very long talk with my friend about our non existent love life and it feels so nice venting to someone who understands