#dad posting

[bagel-facts]

official dad consensus on gender neutral bathrooms

[wolfsteax]

sona time!

[crisis-of-florian]

if elrond had facebook he'd dad pose all over Rivendell, and he would have the same picture for header and pfp. and it would be him with a view behind him holding a thumbs up.

we would have those weird angle selfies. imagine

[kittyyygirl004]

one time i was at a bar with some friends and we met these guys and idk maybe bc we were drinking we got into pretty deep topics and we started talking about if and when we should have kids and this one guy that was talking to me said he wished he had a daughter like me. i didn’t know what he meant by that exactly but i said thank you anyway and he replied that he admires the way i think and carry myself and hopes his daughter turns out just like that. idk if he would still mean that if he knew all my dirty secrets but in the moment i couldn’t even reply and got so flustered. thankfully my friends swooped in and kinda continued the convo while i was still reeling from what he said. i dont even think it meant that much to him, he was just looking for ways to compliment me

[spiral-d0g]

"were gr8 parents!!" Ur 14 yo son is ACTIVELY SEEKING ppl out to kidnap him and/or hoping u die and ur daughter doesn't tty

[silent-streams]

“How are you today?”

The hallucination of Abigail that I keep around at all times: Lie.

[junkyardd-101]

okay so i need help.. my dad wants to take me thurs-sun. i have jobs. he said he would take me. i need to put my foot down and tell him no or just go sat-sun but idk what to say, he’s a really mean guy and he scares me so uhhh what do i say