#daredevils-advocate

[shepscapades]

Doc: I have impossibly high standards.

Xisuma: [exists]

Doc, frantically texting Tango: Help, he's meeting all of my standards!

He never quite addresses what his standards are and wether or not xisuma is meeting them

[tonguetyd]

I'm so sorry for laughing IRL but genuinely what the fuck is happening in here today

Honestly it’s like the joke is on me but I’m laughing too because I’m just. My flabbers are ghasted.

Genuinely I shouldn’t even bother giving them a response or notice or anything but like. I’m for real just fuckin lost.

[lifemod17]

Darling I saw that, it is 3 am, do I need to tuck you into bed?

Darling, you saw nothing hahahah

i was dumb (wanted to give myself a treat) and had a nice, chilled, glass of coke at night so that kept me up

i bawled my eyes out courtesy of the new Lucy Dacus & Hozier song so that kept me up

i ALSO bawled my eyes out while reading a fic which was my attempt to lull myself to sleep so... 😅😅

oh and i made the mistake of opening tumblr, specifically going through the ST main tag and it got me riled up and i had some thoughts i needed to let out lest it eats me alive if it just stays inside my head 🙃

but yes please do tuck me in bed, or put me down idk man i gotta sleep it is 3:35am HALP

[perpetuallyyearning]

This is not a blog I can scroll past in public I just realized

AAAAHHHHSDFGHJKL it really is not, and I am so sorry 😅

i try my best to keep all the NSFW in text form but every now and then i fail at that. [deep sigh]

[tonguetyd]

GOD'S FAVORITE OPEN WOULD

DRIFT I JUST CHOKED ON MY COFFE IM FUCKIN' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I meant to say “gods favorite open wound” but Christ alive I apparently never learned how to spell 🙄🙄 apologies. Forgive 🙏

But yes he is God’s favorite open wound and also his open would (idk what that means but vessy is suffering because of it probs.)

Please keep telling me I’m funny, I need the encouragement to live 🥰🥰🥰

[lifemod17]

Tumblr tried to tell me you deactivated and the only way I can describe the emotion this caused is agonizing

Genuine fear

TUMBLR WTF NO I'M RIGHT HERE HELLO??!!!??

This stressed ME out cuz please I don't wanna go to Tumblr jail again pls that was already the worst 15 something hours of my life I can't

Anyway this is proof of life, I swear I didn't deactivate. I am very much still here to be a pain in your ass and be annoying on your dashboard

[lifemod17]

✨Trick or treat!✨

Only treats in the form of Jensen Ackles for you, my darling

[tonguetyd]

Can I crawl around in your brain for a minute? I need to study you.

Only if you promise to fix whatever is wrong up there bc something definitely is.

For the record I had this thought and then gave myself whiplash of “hey wtf” so like. I’m just as intrigued as you