“Seven gallant days to change the fate of the world,” Geraldine announced like that was the best news she’d heard all year and we all looked to her in utter bewilderment.
“Come now, did Urgut the Urgent give up when he foresaw his death in the face of a lake?” “I think that story ends with him drowning despite his refusal to accept that fate,” Xavier replied, but Geraldine ignored him.
“Did King Buront pale in the face of the army of Inor?” “That guy definitely died – didn’t he get his head cut off in battle?” Darius said.
“Did Olaf Von Clemmins give up his dream of playing the harp after losing all of his fingers?” Geraldine demanded, and no one had anything to say to that because I had to assume no one knew who the f<€k that was.


















