Coming soon for the @destielaureversebb: “Dean Can('t) Explain, or Sam Considers Homophobia”
Author: @mulletbro Artist: @colorlessjay
Rating: Explicit Archive warnings: None Length: 25,000 words Tags: AU- Canon Divergence, Misunderstandings/Mistaken for Being in a Relationship, Everyone Thinks They're Dating, Comedy/Humor, Sex Saves the World Relationships: Dean/Castiel
Summary:
There were moments that changed the course of Dean’s life drastically: his mom dying, carrying his brother to safety, his first solo hunt at 17, reuniting with Sam, going to Hell, and his subsequent rescue, just to name a few. And of course, who could forget the moment when he was found under Cas in the backseat of the car, leading everyone to think that they screwed?
Suddenly, Dean’s biggest problems aren’t apocalypses, demons, and monsters anymore—it’s trying to convince his family that he isn’t dating Cas. (And if he has to hear Sam say one more word about his alleged sex life, he's gonna blow a gasket)
Excerpt:
There was Cas. Well, Cas' hips and thighs and whatever was under his pants. Those were right on face. Just Cas. Sitting right on his face.
"Hello, Dean," he said to Dean's hips as if this was normal. Dean tried to ignore that Cas' hand was dipping into the front of his unbuttoned pants. He rested his hands on the outside of Cas' thighs. And huh.
Did Cas' thighs always pull against the seam of his pants? Without thinking about it, he moved his hands over the thighs on his face to see if it was just the way Cas was positioned and nope. Dean could feel muscle under his hands as he ran them up and down the angel's legs. Huh, who knew that Cas was hiding this under his ill fitting suit. He half wondered what else was hiding under Cas' suit. He shook his head, trying to banish that thought out of his head.
Sure, maybe sometimes guys thought about their best friends like that- but it was just a curiosity thing. He didn't actually wanna sleep with Cas. That'd be gay, and he wasn't gay. It was just natural curiosity- wondering what it'd feel like if your friend sucked you off. Or what it was like to suck a dick. It didn't make someone gay. Just curious.
Before either of them could do anything he heard the car door click as it opened. Oh fuck. For a moment the only sound was the music that was still playing. There wasn't even the sound of breathing. Time felt slow- like the world itself was judging Dean for wanting a fucking moment to himself.
"Ah, hell!" Came Bobby's voice from outside. Dean couldn't see his face but he sounded pretty horrified.
Posting date: March 25, 2026






