jadeka-- no eri/ja--- no no no um. Feferi/Dave. do it.
cries u TEASED ME I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET TO talk about my otps okay moving on
who is the big spoon: feferi is the big spoon, is this a joke. she'd be on the outside all bubbly and wanting to cuddle and dave's dave
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: oh dang idek... for some reason i'm thinking zoo visits or something, i haven't thought about their dynamic too much
who uses all the hot water in the morning: dave strider uses all of the hot water. feferi doesn't really mind chill water, though, it's nothing compared to the bottom of the ocean
what do they order from takeout: dave implies that it's calamari but it's calzones
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: feferi does nOT WANT PRESERVED DEAD THINGS NEXT TO HER FISH TANKS they are giving the other fish the wrong idea, stop preserving the fish dave it's icky let them rest in PEACE >38C
who does most of the cleaning: dave probably, he probably wants to keep things kind of tidy
what has a season pass in their DVR: please can i say river monsters okay yes pass go
who leaves their stuff around: they would both leave lots of stuff around, because damn are these characters messy. but probably fef would leave more stuff around, pet hospital tendencies notwithstanding
who remembers to buy the milk: also feferi, dave is not very good with groceries
who remembers anniversaries: dave remembers them, in that way where he's too cool to have thought about it too much but really he made sure to remember and he's not exactly going to get offended if she DOESN'T remember, but there's gonna be some walls of text on the subject that may or may not start waxing disturbingly abstract
