#dcficit

[dementedspeedster]

"check out this weird cat i found!!!" holds up a possum.

Thad looks to the the possum and then to Bart with his usual disappointed expression as was the norm when dealing with Bart, but on the inside Thad was reeling at how different the two of them could be. Despite this though Thad wasn’t one to turn away an opportunity for mischief. Especially when it came to Bart.

“Wooow, Bart.” Thad says feigning every hint of amazement, “Why don’t you go show them to Wally or one of your friends. I’m sure they’d love to meet your new...cat.”

[redsleuthed]

"robin!!! look at this super fucked up cat i found!!!" proudly holds out a possum. "i was running and it was crossing the road and i thought i hit it, and i stopped cause i was like super sad but then it was like suddenly alive again! and i was like what!!! basically i think i found a zombie cat! what should i name it? should i name it jason or is that like too meta? what about zombo? ooh! or frankie!! like frankenstein i know i know it was technically frankenstein's monster and not frankenstein himself but he just feels like a frankie to me cause maybe its short for frankenstein but maybe its short for frankfurter what do you think?"

TIM THOUGHT HE’D SEEN IT ALL, yet coming face-to-face (literally) with a possum caused the Boy Wonder to shriek for a second or two, before @dcficit held it closer to him. Although it was a baby, and possums were fairly docile animals, Tim didn’t exactly feel any safer around a possum. The amount of germs those things carry made him want to take five, hot showers, then dose himself in hand sanitizer just to make sure.

               ❝ OUT, BART!-- That’s a possum, not a cat. Let it free! ❞

[sunsigned]

@dcficit​ SAID :  " DUDE LOOK AT THIS FUCKED UP CAT!!! " holds up a possum. " it came back to LIFE. like i thought it was dead cause i was running and it was crossing the road and i thought i hit it and i was like super sad but then it suddenly wasn't dead and i was like i gotta show kon cause maybe its a super cat like krypto is a super dog! is it a kryptonian cat? or maybe its a zombie cat like in pet cemetery i don't know i haven't actually seen that movie cause i don't like horror movies but i assume it's about pets coming back to life. "

     THE LITTLE GEARS IN KON’S BRAIN ARE IN RAPID FIRE MODE, trying to fully process everything bart just said. but kon sees the possum, then the excited expression on bart’s face, and puts TWO AND TWO together before he finally catches up with the words. 

      “ UH--- dude, i’m PRETTY sure that’s a raccoon. and you MIGHT wanna put it down. they got, like, fleas and stuff... AND they bite. “ 

[31millionmoments]

@dcficit ||

A grandson. 

Barry is still so floored. The grandson of a son he doesn’t even have yet. He’s willing to believe anything, of course, with all the weird, off the wall shit that’s happened to him over the years, he sort of has to have an open mind about everything. This, honestly, would be one of the less weird things to have happened to him. 

Bart really does look like the spitting image of him and Iris- give or take some extra genes. But maybe that’s just because he can feel the pull of the speed force in him and it’s almost overwhelming. 

“Well,” Barry says, standing straight again and leaning back to crack his back. “Hell of a job you did today, if ya ask me. How ‘bout somethin’ to eat? ‘tween you ‘n me, I know a place near by on the League’s tab.” He smiles. Barry of all people will be the first to admit he’s made mistakes with his family before- still does, sometimes. 

But if Bart says he’s his grandson, then he’s a West-Allen and Barry will do whatever he can to make this work. 

[windowedeyes]

@dcficit

The sirens start blaring and Mick growls his frustration. Of course. Of course!

A number of possibilities runs through his head before he starts barking orders down the chain of command, reciting age old Get The Fuck Out maneuvers he’s heard Len say a thousand times. He’s running this show, not Len, and it figures that without him shit would go off the rails.

When he’s got the crew out, there’s a flash, a streak of lightning, and a smell of ozone and electricity that has the hairs on Mick’s arm standing on end. He grins, waiting to see who it is- he’s got dinner on, and they gotta know when to be around to eat-

Squinting a little, Mick stops to stare at the young man. This... this one he doesn’t know.

His crew urge him to hurry up and he tosses his duffel bag into the back of the van and signals them to get going as he aims his gun at the quick little speedster.

❝ Ain’t seen you ‘round here before, streak. Got a name? ❞

[twilightttv-a]

Cir: YOU READY TO FUCKIN DIE Bart: im baby yow cant kiw me uwu Cir: Cir: BITCH-

@dcficit

[jaydier-blog1]

dcficit replied to your post: hey jason deb sent me here to get her dolls back...

cake…..

“Here’s a couterbribe, then: I’ll make you a cake myself if you don’t take my dolls.”

[magisborn]

does it bother you that without the z your name would be ach???

@dcficit 

     “I…what–” What kind of question was that? Was he being punked right now? “You sound like you’re in the midst of sneezing! Why would that bother me? What are you even talking about right now!”