Hi! Could you write some Deadpool x Male!reader hcs where the reader always calls Wade cute, adorable, and handsome? He could also be such a hype man for Wade when he tries different fashion (like his more feminine outfits in the comics)!
YES YES YES YES YES I CAN
hypeman!reader dating wade wilson headcanons
(this turned into me being obsessed with wade wearing pretty clothes so soz about that)
wade doesn’t get like nervous when he tries different fashion but he does get a bit insecure and so he appreciates you being a sweetheart about it
when he tries on new clothes in a new style, he immediately comes to you and does a little twirl for you
he loves being called cute and adorable and handsome and you get so many kisses when you call him those (sometimes he wears lipstick and so you get covered in kisses)
he gets a bit pouty when you go awhile without complimenting him and so he gets all over you like he’ll sit in your lap and kick his feet or lay down with his head in your lap
he’s actually so hot in pretty clothes and he knows that you know that and so he takes full advantage of it and wears short skirts and crop tops and everything
he drags you along to go shopping and he’ll pull you into the changing rooms so you can see his new clothes. if theres a chair, he gets you to sit in it so he can show you what moves vanessa showed him.
whenever you call him pet names and cute and stuff when he’s feeling down and not expecting it, he goes as red as a tomato and he stutters like a lot and its so cute
he love love lovessssss going out and showing off his cute outfits and he loves it even more when you whisper in his ear how adorable he is and also how he’s yours
ALSO he’s absolutely your hypeman as well and he will absolutely dress up for you if that makes you feel better or he’ll cuddle you or like do anything because he loves making you feel better and cute and adorable and handsome as well
implied wade x m!reader x logan and reader is implied to be autistic with sensory processing disorder
cw: meltdown and wade calls himself daddy
(I read a fic years ago where the reader was having a panic attack and bucky put his mask on them so that’s kinda the vibe)
Wade was on the couch, watching Golden Girls, when he heard you thrashing around in the next room. He jumped up and rushed in. Normally Logan dealt with your more intense meltdowns but he was out at the moment so Wade was who was there.
You were crying and throwing things around the room when he ran in. Your face was covered in tear streaks and your hair was a mess. There were scratches on your arms and he assumed that it was a sensory overload meltdown.
He couldn’t think of anything to do but then he saw his mask. He grabbed it and sat down on the bed with his hands up in surrender. When he sat down, your thrashing slowed but you still looked terrified.
“Wanna wear my mask, baby boy? It’ll block out most of the lights and smells and sounds and all that,” he said with a smile like you’d give a scared animal.
You stared at him for a moment before nodding quickly and scooching slightly closer to him. He held up the mask and pulled it over your head and then leaned back. You seemed to immediately calm down. He sighed in relief.
“Is that better, baby?”
You nodded and he then scooped you into his arms and onto his lap so you could hear his heartbeat and calm down more. He hated seeing you hurting and he was lucky that he saw the mask. He’d have to ask peanut how he calmed you down usually.
You two sat there for a few minutes before he went to take the mask off you and you swatted his hands away. His jaw dropped slightly and he scoffed. That was still his mask, you know.
“You don’t wanna give it back, huh? Don’t wanna give Daddy his mask back, hmm?” He said teasingly.
You shook your head and held the bottom of the mask so he couldn’t get it off. The lack of sensory input was so nice and cozy and his heartbeat was so steady and comforting. He sighed and shook his head playfully.
“M’kay. You keep it on for now.”
You kept it on and fell asleep on his lap, comforted by his heartbeat and the lack of sensory input. Once you were asleep, he carefully peeled the mask off your head and laid you down on the bed and crawled under the covers next to you.
When Logan came home later that night, he was greeted by the sight of you two cuddling in bed and he smiled.
