#delusional predict

[jup1t33r]

delusional prediction rn while i'm still shaking:

max winsss max wins max is gonna win idk how it's gonna happen but he's gonna win kimi's gonna have a slow start and max is gonna pass and then he's gonna win monaco oh my god he's gonna win i bet he's gonna win and then i should probably eat him or something idk let me eat him

max is gonna look really good on the podium after winning

and he's gonna be soaked with champagne and he'll soak the red bull team member in champagne

and after he wins he's gonna launch through the person-barrier into the red bull crew and they're all gonna put their hands on him

alex gets points

[jup1t33r]

fuckkkk okay uhhhh delusional prediction:

max finishes top 5

thumbs up

[jup1t33r]

(delusional) race prediction:

Every Single Car fails to finish the race.

yeah that's right. ALL OF THEM.

sport cancelled. throw the cars in the bin, give my man an ice pack, and try again later.

[jup1t33r]

(delusional) season prediction:

max wins every single race. twice.

gabi/ollie/max podium

hulk podium part 2!

kimi/max podium

alex beats carlos in the wdc again

letappen battles and podiums on the reg

george's engine blows up at least three times while kimi's miraculously survives every race

mclaren is fighting for any point at all in the midfield and are regularly getting clowned on and crashed into by vcarb

arvid/max podium

liam/max podium

look can all of my ducklings get a podium pls

every sprint gets cancelled

monaco is actually exciting to watch

alex/max podium

fernando has one good race

[jup1t33r]

making my prediciton while i'm still shaking with adrenaline and high on hope let's go let's go

(delusional) prediction:

max and kimi both have slightly sucky starts but max recovers better than kimi and gets past and since they were both going slow nobody behind could get thru (trust me this is how it works)

max leads the whole race the end

okay i'll consider a few other ppl on the grid

alex gets a point. don't ask me how but i need something good to happen to him

actually i think that's it

i'm not even evil rn so i don't need anybody to blow up

just max in front :D

[jup1t33r]

i am so out of it this weekend. forgot my damn prediction again. uhhh...

(delusional) race predict:

max passes pierre by end of lap 1

ln fucks up with severity and drops out of points at start

charles gets p1 into t1 and maintains it whole race

george explodes

ferrari fucks up lewis' strategy

charles kimi max podium

isack + ollie points

literally anything good happens to alex pls

[jup1t33r]

gonna make a genuine race prediction this week instead of a delusional one because i don't have the energy:

finishing order for top10 will be george, kimi, norris, lewis, oscar, max, charles, isack, arvid, franco

lewis will get oscar at the start and maybe lando too and then they'll just kinda toodle around swip swapping into infinity and never actually doing anything

kimi will commit more crimes on george. they won't pay off. not crime enough.

george will complain. about something.

charles will pass max at some point and then fuck up and drop behind again

whole dash will have an existential crash out. again.

[jup1t33r]

omg ahhhhh

(delusional) sprint predict:

lando fucks the start

kimi crashes into him

charles jumps all of it

oscar and charles battle slowing them down and allowing max to swoop past in a sexy double overtake aha

george's car explodes boom

:D