Aug 17, 2024
Somehow my tiktok fyp is now full of edits of Moose from the step up movies and all I can think of is
damn that's a great nonbinary name
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Somehow my tiktok fyp is now full of edits of Moose from the step up movies and all I can think of is
damn that's a great nonbinary name
I feel like right now 80% of my issues would be fixed by a hot older woman braiding my hair.
Drag Diaries - First performance!
So I did my first solo performance on Friday the 13th and if that doesn't already set the stage right I don't know what will.
I am always my worst critic, as it's often the case, but the people at the party were so overwhelmingly nice that I can't help but be happy about it.
Bits and pieces from the reactions I got:
- the mc presenting me with barely a sentence, then flirting outrageously with me after the performance
- a gang of baby dykes finding me on the dance floor afterwards and just started introducing me to everyone else around enthusiastically, even though I didn't even know them
- Several people trying to convince me to do a pirate act next time, not knowing the fact that I adore sea shanties and if I start with those there will be no turning back
- The dj leaving her second in command on the console and jumping down on the dance floor to dance with me, getting pretty handsy in a matter of minutes before telling me that she was straight but I might make her rethink her stance on that (so many red flags in one single person but heh didn't evolve from that)
- A very shy bear patting me on the shoulder and mumbling into his beard that "it was a good thing, what you did there" and then just scurrying away
Okay this is random HOWEVER I got a couple of new binders and they arrived today in the mail and!!!
The package!!!
Is just the cutest!!!
Like, A WAX SEAL? AND A FREE STICKER?
I am swooning here.
(btw if anyone's wondering, it's from Phoenix Turnout and I wish I was cool enough to have a brand deal with them but no, I just bought it and I am excited)
OKAY BUT WHY AM I LEARNING ONLY NOW THAT BOO'S NAME (from the Mario franchise) when alive was THERESA????
THERESA?
Now in my head this
Is the new form of this
Sooo, dear Tumblr, hear me out. I think my boss is trying to sugar mommy me (?)
Lemme present my evidence:
-She mentioned multiple times how her husband is now living in their summer home five hours of driving away and she's been living all alone.
- Our customers often bring her presents (mainly food) and we'd usually split them, but lately she's giving them all to me "so you'll think of me while you enjoy it."
- Last week she had an issue with her car, so I chauffeured her around for a day and she kept telling me that she'll "have to invite me for lunch at her place to thank me properly".
- And, cherry on the top, today she kinda brought me grocery shopping with her? Like we had to go someplace together for work and she was like "Oh, I need to drop by the supermarket real quick." And so I found myself there carrying her grocery bags and helping her to find baking powder like a Very Good Kid™ because I am a courteous human being, and the cashier is giving us a weird look (because he knows she's my boss) and my boss is like "If they keep being so nice to me, I'll have to keep *Name* as my assistant outside of work as well...I'm already addicted to their help."
So yeah. That is what happened Your Honor.
Is this some level of fruity or am I seeing things?
EDIT: There's some updates, check this out
To anyone asking where my gender chaos comes from: I was socialized as female, but these were my role models/fave movies growing up:
Dame Julie Andrews in Victor Victoria - 1982
Katherine Hepburn in Sylvia Scarlett - 1935
Also, I am queer AF
Sugar Mommy Boss...dinner date?
Soooo I kinda sorta am going out for dinner with my (not) sugar mommy boss tomorrow.
Whoops?
(if you've missed all of the saga, you can find it all here)
We're now working next door to each other (see more about it in this post here) and since we both finish late on Thursdays...well...she mentioned wanting to try out a new restaurant and I might've impulsively suggested that we go there to try it out together. I have nothing to say in my defense other than the fact it's spring, and I already feel the Pride vibes in the air (and you know what pride season makes me do).
Anyway, the last thing I want to add is that the temptation to dress like a complete fuckboi is currently very very strong.