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If a robin wants to go out on patrol, he has to make sure he takes his coat first. It gets cold during winter in Gotham…
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"Is this a butterfly?" meme
i was scrolling through pinterest and i saw this dude that rlly looked like dink so i knew i had to draw him
this is me procrastinating on a full body full render commission kia if ur seeing this i’ll get on the grind later 🙂↕️
ignore the dead bird
pairing: jason todd x f!reader + clark kent x f!reader + dick grayson x f!reader
summary: tiktok trend "telling my boyfriend i cant pay the bills this month" on different dc characters.
warnings: fluff, pet names, suggestive (jason’s freaked out) , kissing i think
jason todd
You'd texted him earlier this morning to let him know that you had some "bad news", figured it would add to the dramatics. Then 5 minutes later you texted him again to tell him that you weren't in danger or anything.
Remembering the last time you accidentally left him an ominous message like that, and the rev of his motorcycle outside your office window that came 15 minutes later.
Now you waited with anticipation, deciding to cook an apology dinner for pranking him, as you awaited his arrival.
As soon as you turned the dial of the stove off, the clicking and rotating of your front door lock sounded through your apartment. You fought to keep a grin off your face as you set the table.
Jason walked slowly into the kitchen, eyes sweeping over the entire room, before looking you up and down. As if assessing a threat, he walked slowly towards you, setting his helmet and keys down before moving to kiss you on the forehead.
"Hey Jay, how was patrol?" you asked, making sure your tone sounded tired and a little defeated. Continuing to set the table, instead of dragging him into a hug like you always did.
"It was fine... what's wrong, who do I need to kill?" He says, hooking one finger under your chin to drag your face up to meet his.
You lightly turn away, looking into the corner to hide your smile before continuing to set the table.
"Sit down, i'll go get the food." you say in the same soft voice as before
When you return with two plates in your hand, you almost ruin the whole thing by bursting into laughter. Jason's expression is almost completely identical to that of a guilty child.
He sits there, drumming his finger against the thin metal of the fork, wracking his brain for anything that he could've done wrong in the past month.
You set the plates down before sitting across from him, thinking out your theatrics in your head before you begin.
Jason eats slowly, watching your reaction to his small thanks and compliments of the meal. This goes on for all of 5 minutes, before he breaks the silence. "Okay that's it" he says, placing his fork down before facing you to speak again.
"What's this "bad news" that's got you mopin' around like this?" His tone is concerned now, as he looks for the answer in your eyes.
You sigh before looking up at him, "I'm not gonna be able to pay for the rent this month..." You're barely able to get the sentence out without breaking character.
All concern and worry leaves Jason's face as soon as the words leave your mouth. Turning his head to the side as amusement washes over his face.
"Oh really?" He speaks sarcastically, getting out of his chair and moving over to you. He rounds the table over to your side, picking you up under your arms and turning the both of you so you are sitting on the table and he's standing in-between your thighs.
You love it when he does this, it allows you to finally be eye to eye with the 6 feet giant, as opposed to craning your neck up at him al the time.
"You" his hands drag down to the plush of your waist, squeezing the skin before planting a soft kiss along your neck.
"Aren't gonna be "able" to pay for the rent this month?" he interrupts himself throughout the sentence, stopping to plant more kisses of the side of you neckw hiel speaking into it.
He brings his face back to yours when you speak again,
"Jay stop it this is serious" You don't fight the smile when you speak this time.
"Mmm that's not how this works " He tightens his grip on your waist, watching you squirm in his touch before loosening his fingers again.
"How does it work then?" you ask, looking at him as innocently as possible.
"I pay for the rent, and the groceries, and everything else." He goes back to kissing the side of your neck every time his sentence pauses.
"And I get to bend you over the counter." He finishes with a smile that is way to innocent for the words that came with it.
clark kent
In all the time you’ve been dating Clark Kent, you can’t recall a single time he’s allowed you to pay for something that had anything to do with him. Not even on the first date—that you ended up asking him on because he was too shy to do it, did he allow you to pay.
You can still perfectly recall the look of shock that covered his face as he watched you flip open the latch on your clutch purse when the waiter had brought the bill over. He was equally surprised at the fact that anything other than a singular lipgloss could fit in that bag, as he was that you had expected to pay for the meal.
After trying (and failing) to convince clark to at least go 50/50 on the bill, you gave in and let him pay, realizing that you were fighting a loosing battle.
All the more reason that this was the perfect prank for Clark, he isn’t online anymore after the whole “#supershit” incident, so he’ll have no idea what you’ll be doing. You quickly school your expression as Clark walks into the room, feeling the excitement of your quickly formulating plan grow.
Wasting no time getting into character, you squint down at your screen and curse quietly, pretending not to notice Clark’s attention as you scroll through nothing on your phone.
“What’s wrong?” He inquires almost immediately, and you respond by giving him your best, concerned/guilty puppy dog eyes.
“Clark I’m really sorry…” you speak in a tone that matches your expression, solidifying his concern as he takes a step closer to you.
His expression is serious now as he sits on the seat in front of you, bringing his hands to your shoulders while searching your face. “It’s okay, just tell me going on.” His voice is gentle when he speaks to you, so gentle you almost feel bad for pranking him, but alas, the show must go on.
“I went over budget this month and I… can’t make rent this month.” you gesture vaguely at the device in your hand before meeting his eyes and watching as his expression goes from concerned, to more concerned.
You watch the words formulate in his brain as he processes your words, using his patience to not laugh in your face when he speaks.
“You can’t…” He pauses, turning his head to the side in a manner similar to that of a confused puppy. “Honey you don’t pay rent… are you feeling okay?”
“No of course i’m not feeling okay, we’re gonna get evicted Clark!”
“We aren’t getting- sweetheart I pay the rent, every month…” He speaks slowly, trying to make sure that you can understand the words coming out of his month.
“No we have to go pack come on.” You say with finality, barely able to hide your grin as you walk into the bedroom.
“Wha- where are you going?” He calls from his seat on the couch.
Clark stands and follows behind you with the most confused look you’ve ever seen, on his farm boy features. He watches you open the drawers for a few seconds, stopping you right before you unfold his shirts and place them on the bed.
He walks over to stand in between you and his perfectly folded attire, placing both hands on your shoulders while he looks down in your eyes.
“Are you checking my pupils right now?” Your tone laced with amusement.
“Yes, yes I am because clearly someone has drugged my girlfriend!”
Now, you do start laughing, just barely at first, like a drop of water through a sealed wall. Before completely bursting into a fit of laughter, directly in his face. Clark laughs too, wearily, but laughing nevertheless.
“What has gotten into you?” He asks, still unsure if you’re under the influence of something.
You bring your hands to either side of his large face, “Its just this Tiktok trend baby i’m sorry.” You say through your laughter.
Clark sighs before relaxing into your touch, “For gosh sakes honey…I thought you’d lost your mind!”
dick grayson
You were supposed to do this months ago. Seeing it on your for you page for the first time in what... june? You'd forgotten all about it until right now, as you watched the perfect scene be set for the unveiling of your plan.
Dick was on the phone with Jason or maybe Tim? Okay maybe you weren't paying that much attention. But the phone was on speaker phone and they seemed to be talking about housing away from the manor.
He was occasionally adding in to the conversation as the person on the phone--who you know recognize as Jason, spoke on about the topic.
With him on the phone, you now get two reactions instead of one.
Waiting for silence to overtake the conversation, you watched your boyfriend spin around the kitchen, collecting ingredients for dinner, while silently wondering how you could casually get him to cook with his shirt off.
"Hey dick actually, i've been meaning to talk to you about something."
He glances up at you for a moment, assessing your face before continuing to focus back on dicing the vegetables in this hands.
"Yeah? What's goin' on?"
Jason was quiet on the phone now, surely pretending not to care about your conversations while eavesdropping.
"I'm uh, I can't pay the rent this month... so-"
Jason speaks before Dick does, cutting you off and causing both you and your boyfriend to look at the phone.
"She pays rent?" He says loud enough for the phone to vibrate against the countertop.
Dick looks at you with his mouth agape before looking back at the phone, then at you again. You watch the scene unfold, listening to the familiar pattering of Jason tinkering with his bike through the phone.
"I- No, obviously she does not pay rent" he responds.
"Thennn why would she tell you that she can't pay rent this month."
Jason sounds a whole lot less interested in the idea that you may or not be paying rent, and a lot more interested in pissing off his brother.
"Because she-" Dick sighs, placing the knife down and reaching for the phone.
"I'm gonna call you back" He says into the microphone.
Jason manages to fit in one more snide remark before ending the call, so you hear
"Yeah bud, sound like you got something to deal with." Before the call ending tune plays through the device.
Setting down the phone, Dick turns his glance up at you now with a playful but confused look on his face.
"What do you mean you, "can't pay the rent this month?"
You open your mouth to respond, but he speaks again.
“Actually… what do you pay for? I don’t even think I’ve ever even seen your wallet… do you have one?”
“Dick, this is serious! we are gonna be out on the streets if I don’t get this money by next friday.”
You're giggling at your own words now, finding your prank successful as you watch the recognition go through his head.
“You saw this online didn't you, some kinda trend?”
You don't have to answer, your expression is enough to reveal the truth.
"You're ridiculous y'know that, Jason's gonna be telling everyone that I have you paying my bills."
"Well that part wasn't in my plan, just a happy accident."
He looks at you and pauses for a moment, like he wouldn't trade you, or your antics for anything.
You recognize the look so easily because it's the same one you give him, every single day.
dick discovers how people censor his name on tiktok
I’ve always loved the idea of reader buying one of the batboys (specifically Bruce and Dick) something with their hard earned money. Something that took them so damn long to save up for and they’re just so shocked that reader would spend so much on them while they have a pile of cash sitting in the bank.
Like, no bbg, let me spoil you 😔
colored the sillies 😝