#dirkris

[goggles-n-cats]

*sees 2 characters roasting each other* Me: oh no *they playfully mess around with each other* Me: oh gooooood *totally platonic* Me: OH GOD NO I SHIP IT! @thesheeplepeople @rogueofcreations

[tomans-darlings-au]

Lucius: /_\ whY Is OsIrIs On thE tAblE? /_\

Dirk: He likes to be tall.

[tomans-darlings-au]

Osiris: ^ I'm so thirsty right now. ^

Dirk: Oh I have a water for you and I have a dick.

Dirk: I don't know if you meant like you were thirsty for water or if you want a dick but I have both so...

[tomans-darlings-au]

I’m so offended.

Why has no one ever recommended a Princess Mononoke AU or DirkRis?!

[tomans-darlings-au]

Btw in case anyone thinks I’m ignoring Jake. 

No.

DirkRis isn't the only thing canon to me.

BlackRom JakeRis is too.

And they’re all cute nerds together.

[tomans-darlings-au]

This Might Be The Last Bit Of Homestuck You See From Me For A Smidge Of Time (Sorry RWBY Volume 4 Is Tomorrow~)

But Here Are The Finalized DirkRis Kids

Art By @cornyzombie

Ulrick Strider, Luno Sirian, and Ammuto Strider

[tomans-darlings-au]

DirkRis Children God-Tiers

Ulrick Strider - Maid Of Mind

Luno Sirian - Heir Of Space

Ammuto Strider - Witch Of Heart

[tomans-darlings-au]

I have three weeks of commission allowance I never used...

I’m going to buy so much DirkRis tomorrow