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[dinuhsoar]

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जानिए ट्विटर से अपने आप कैसे रिमूव हो जायेंगे ‘भद्दे कमेंट्स'

जानिए ट्विटर से अपने आप कैसे रिमूव हो जायेंगे ‘भद्दे कमेंट्स'

ट्विटर ने एक बार फिर अपने कस्टमर की सुविधा के लिए एक नया बदलाव करते हुए इम्पोर्टेंट फील्टर जारी किया है। यह फील्टर नोटिफिकेशन सेटिंग्स और क्वालिटी फिल्टर से रिलेटेड है, जिसके एक्टिव होने पर आपके लिए बेकार या भद्दे कंटेंट अपने आप बाहर हो जाएगें।

यही नहीं यह फील्टर कई तरीके के संकेतों का इस्तेमाल करते हुए आप तक क्वालिटीयुक्त ट्वीट पहुंचाने में मदद भी करेगा।  ट्विटर के एक अधिकारिक सुत्रों की माने तो इस फील्टर के जरिए यूजर्स अपने मोबाइल और वेब पर नोटिफिकेशन्स की संख्या सीमित भी कर सकते हैं।

हालांकि यूजर्स ट्विटर पर जिन लोगों को फॉलो कर रहे हैं या फिर उन्होंने हाल ही में जिनसे बातचीत की है, वह उनके कंटेन्ट को फिल्टर नहीं करता है। लेकिन इसके जरिए नोटिफिकेशन सेटिंग्स में अपनी इच्छा के अनुसार सक्रिय या निष्क्रिय किया जा सकता है। यह फील्टर भद्दे शब्दों को छिपा देता है।

[im-nao-mi-a]

Kpop fans' guilty pleasure

Every Kpop fans' guilty pleasures include reading dirty comments on YouTube video and holding their laughs and thoughts in the public

[attack-on-tieman]

A new addition to our quotes, Fletcher and Sheila

Ora: "ALL the quotes about my misfortune."

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Ora: "Look at it! Don't look at it!"

Me: "Too late."

Ora: "Look at it!"

Me: "Stop!"

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Ora: "Dammit busty girl problems!"

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Me: "That jacket is filled with ginger warmthness."

Ora: "Is that because your hair harnesses the power of the sun?"

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Ora: "The more boobal surface area you have, the quicket you are to get cold."

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Ora: "I just got a weird pain in my leg...and I'm not gonna tell you where it is...it's here."

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Me: "It's the walk of shame!"

Ora: "Are you implying because we were 'studying'?"

Me: "Yes."

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Ora: "We just need to pick one and have a drinking game to my boobs."

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Ora: "That sounds much worse."

Me: "It always does."

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Ora: "ALL the boobiliciousness."

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Me: "Look at his underwear...it's weird."

Ora: "It's just a penis."

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Me: "I have toe separation anxiety!"

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Taylor: "Ahh! Alyssa hug and Alyssa boobs."

Ora: "Hey! Enjoy that. Not many people get that privilige. I haven't even gotten that."

Me: "Come here, Ora!"

Ora: "No! Not the glasses!"

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Ora: "What are you doing?"

Me: "Waiting for you to lick it."

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Me: "I saw a photo and the first thing I looked at was her receding hairline."

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Me: "Burn points?"

Ora: "Like scortch points."

Me: "It's because I'm so hott."

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Ora: "We are not guys, we are chicks with large breasts."

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Me: "We're funny. Deal with it."

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Ora: "Oh. So they got their quest from the dude in the sky."

Me: "God."

Ora: "Yeah. That one."

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Tabatha: "He was trying to make me lick it."

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Fletcher: "I feel like there's always something in your cleavage. You may not know it, but there is."

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Me: "I don't know what to do with my hands. So I'm just gonna stand here and be sassy."

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Ora: "I was gonna make it worse, but then I do that all the time. So I bet you're tired of it."

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Ora: "It's excited. It's saying 'Suck me. I want my Dr. Pepper in you'."

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Me: "Touch this. You won't regret it." 

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Conner: "It's a lie. You were raised by wolves."

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Me: "You're fucking a lamb?"

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Fletcher: "I feel like it's someone's about me page on Facebook: likes anime, and the dark Lord Satan."

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Me: "Haitism."

Ora: "Great Lord Satan, send your waters and wash away the unclean."

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Ora: "My mind went to Whip It."

Fletcher: "My mind went to Pretty Woman."

Connor: "My mind went to Robert Duvall."

Me: "I twitched."

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Ora: "I laugh at porn."

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Fletcher: "Rape: lasso dick."

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Ora: "Word connections are fun."

Fletcher: "Boobs."

Me: "Circus."

Ora: "Penis."

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Me: "Is that a cream filled cookie thing? I am intrigued. I love cream filled things."

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Me: "I feel like I'm over at a guy's house and we just had sex because I'm wearing a long button down shirt and boxers."

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Tabatha: "I read whore, not where."

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Ora: "Rape-ception."

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Ora: "There's lots of vagina slapping going on here."

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Taylor: "I think that if that's happening to you and you want to sleep, your priorities are seriously fucked up."

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Tabatha: "Blow jobs with ketchup."

Me: "Corn dog!"

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Tabatha: "It's her fault. Her and her penises of chicken."

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Tabatha: "Don't you remember our conversation in the shower?"

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Taylor: "Pants, behave. Come off."

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Tabatha: "Poncho, Lefty, and Sheila go around the wild west. Your boobs are outlaws!"

[attack-on-tieman]

Ora: "Jesus had a rave in the manger." ***** Ora: "I imagine rave with the lights and the half naked people." Me: "That's tonight." ***** Ora: "I sometimes imagine my life narrated by Amy Poehler. Facial expressions and all." ***** Ora: "I forget my phone doesn't have my black talk saved in it." ***** Me: "That's what you get for being super busty today." ***** Ora: "Don't look at me! It hurts! You're looking at me on purpose because it makes me hurt!" ***** Ora: "When do you see him and when can i join?" Me: "Threesome!" Ora: "I'm considering it. ***** (Ora is cleaning out her cleavage) Ora: "i forgot I said I'd pay him in Reese's." Me: "Is that what you call your boobs?" Ora: "Well, they are rich and creamy." ***** Me: "I understand milky white but--" Ora: "They are that too!" ***** Ora: "Both you and me and the wood can't fit through the door." ***** Me: "I don't need no help I can do it by myself." Ora: "Ha. Sex." ***** Me: "Why were you under my shirt!?!?" ***** Connor: "I found a nice 2x4 that I'm gonna turn into a club. A wife beater." Me: "Keep those bitches in line!" ***** Connor: "All I see is boobs and fuck fuck fuck." ***** Ora: "Why are they at an angle!!?!?!" ***** Ora: "Mosquito bites?!? I guess they got infected and swollen." ***** Me: "Now he's walking around holding your boobs!" Ora: "I can do that too!" ***** Me: "It almost looks like a butt." Ora: "I know, but its boobs!" ***** Me: "Theres a snake in my boot!" Connor: "Theres a snake in my...ahhhh." ***** Me: "Her future career is snake handling. Like a porn star." ***** Me: "Your porn star name would be Boobs McGoo." Ora: "I thought it would Busty Saint Claire. Or Chesty Laroo." ***** Ora: "All i see is crotchal regions." ***** Ora: "Manhandle all the wood!" ***** Me: "Why is this wood so hard?!?" ***** Me: "Why is the wood stuck?!?!" ***** Me: "I dont know if i should eat after my hand touched all this wood." ***** Ora: "Pay no attention to the clothes behind the curtain!" ***** Ora: "Do I need clothes?" Me: "Yes. Unless you just wanted yo have a naked party." Ora: "I feel like I would be too intimidating." Me: "I dont know. I feel like I look pretty awesome naked." ***** Me: "Get in here now! Just kidding." ***** Ora: "Well, you deserve a reward after handling that wood so well." ***** Ora: "Can I put this inside real fast?" ***** Ora: "I have to leave something open so I can get back inside." Me "No! The muffin shop is closed!" ***** Me: "I....don't know...I take it...took it. It's gone. Whatever." ***** Ora: "Dammit! It squirted on me when I closed it. And when it opened. It's everywhere. It's on my boobs. The residue is still there!" ***** Me: "We're so bad now. I blame you." Ora: "Thank you." ***** Connor: "That's not the only thing she'll be doing." ***** Connor: "Take it. Save it for later." Me: "You put the ecstacy in there right?" ***** Ora: "What are we eating......I was waiting for you to finish that." ***** Me: "I just did a crazy hand dance and you missed it!" ***** Ora: "I'm making my shoulders and boobies dance." ***** Me: "Whoo. That was close. That was a cop back there. And I was going 70... ish." ***** Me: "Don't worry, we can paybhim in Reese's and I don't mean the pieces." ***** Me: "Try and catch up motha fletcher!" Ora: "Haha. Injust pictured Fletcher's mom running up a hill and yelling, 'try and catch up!'" ***** Ora: "I think it's funny! I wanted to do a boobie dance but the bumps are doing it for me!" :D ***** Me: "I bet when he sees this he'll be like, 'what the fuck? Oh wait, what the me?!'" ***** (Singing) Both: "I just RAN OUT!" (Fierce fist pumping ensues) Both: "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!" ***** Ora: "Who's head?" Me: "Wouldn't you like to know.." Ora: "That's why I'm asking!!!" ***** Ora: "You'll have to work harder for those sex points." ***** Me: "There's the hole." Ora: "It's good that you found it." ***** Me: "Why is this wood so long?" ***** Me: "We got stuck in the shed and couldn't manuver it to get it in just right." ***** Ora: "There aont ko tit... Words!" ***** Ora: "There ain't no tits on the radio! ... Yet!" ***** Me: "I definitely did not just drink that lotion." ***** Ora: "This feels like Sesame Street on drugs."

[captainc0oter]

I have so many dirty comments for my last post (the Disney one) but I'm gonna be nice and keep them to myself.

Sorry not sorry, hun