#disciple kotor

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Mical the Disciple is from the planet Space Utah

the people of Space Utah drink dirty space-soda made with blue milk and are barefoot at the starship refueling port. they also hate aliens and gays

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how the ebon hawk crew would react if you asked them if theyve smoked weed before

revan: "fuck yeah, you want some?" (pulls out a comically large bag of weed)

bastila, crossing her arms indignantly: "no, i do not seek out such things that would negatively affect my constitution. only a fool would deal in such substances"

carth: "i tried it once but its not really my thing"

mission: "no, i went through the dare program"

zaalbar: "no, i am afraid i would see the haunted phantoms of my past coming back to torture my spirit"

juhani: "i admit that i have partaken a few too many times. i fear that it contains dark side energies, energies that would bring me back to a past to which i am afraid to return"

canderous: "do you take me for a fool? the only high i seek out is the thrill of battle"

jolee: "yeah, i dont see any harm in it. revan and i have had some deep conversations after smoking a bit. oh, and there was this one time i smoked with my wife, and it ended u-"

hk-47: "condescending answer: do i look like a human to you? i do not have human lungs, and, thus, cannot process the compound tetrahydrocannabinol."

exile: "yeah. i mean, you gotta find some way to cope, right?" *pops an edible*

atton: "you know, i used to be a stoner back when i was a teenager, but a couple weeks ago i greened out and i think i heard god and now im scared to touch it again"

kreia: "such a substance can bring about much good or much evil. the true fools are the ones who use it in excess, or forbid its use through cheap fear tactics. so long as one does not adhere to these foolish, strict principles, i see no issue in partaking, and i have experienced no such issues in my private affairs with the substance"

bao dur: *takes a hit of his thc pen* "its for my anxiety, okay?"

disciple: *looks at you incredulously* "N-NO!"

i dont know the rest of the crew in kotor 2 well enough to complete the headcanons but once i do, i will update this. maybe

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accidentally nice composition on these (refs from Akademia SaberArts on YouTube)

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sorry to the random mormon family that i found on google for the purposes of this post, but i think i need to give a visual example of what i mean when i joke about disciple kotor being mormon, for my non-american friends

that man is from utah. he’s probably wearing garments or something. idk i dont get mormons they scare me

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sketch fill for KOTOber day 26: Teacher

I think Disciple would be a great instructor :)