#distraction | asks

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*Hands over a Canadian Two Dollar Coin and leaves*

Looks at the coin in his hand. It's totally useless in literally half the known world... but Calem's not that much of a irritating little shit.

Places the coin on someone's window ledge the next time he's up in the scaffolding.

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" I can click faster than 99.8% of all humans that have ever lived. Even the cavemans. "

Calem looks up from his phone, makes brief eye contact with this... total stranger, and then proceeds to stare directly at her chin with what appears to be deep, existential horror.

"Cavemen. Singular."

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12:  let’s talk about their witch. what is the name and title? how about design? labyrinth? familiars?

puella magi OC ask meme!

Calem's Witch/Doppel is Melusine, the Witch of Searchlights.

At the moment I don't have names for his Familiars, but I do have the design of the Doppel himself under the cut

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⧆ {Send me a ⧆ and I’ll explain why I picked one of the pokemon on my character’s belt}

Calem pads across his dorm room towards a large Absol asleep in a very large, very fluffy pet bed, paws sprawled out haphazardly.

"This is going to sound strange, but my aunt got Absol for me, as one of my first Pokémon. He was meant to help me ward off disaster -" He laughs weakly, and peers out into nothingness for a few seconds

"It did work, though. I just didn't listen to his warnings, and look where that got me!"

A dead man walking, he heard once.

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Very burning question, the letter is literally on fire.

What's your favorite water type?

Burning Questions

He's still holding the letter, entirely unphased. Perks of renting your soul to the fae, he guesses.

"Uhm, Vaporeon? He's like a really wet dog, and I love him dearly."

There's the sudden, familiar sound of a very happy water dog wagging his tail far too hard for the paving slabs to endure.

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⧆

Send me a ⧆ and I’ll explain why I picked one of the pokemon on my character’s belt

"Oh, Vaporeon? Yeah, this creature just kinda showed up and refused to leave so I caught 'im."

"He's my counter to Serena's Arcanine."

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hey calum what's one of your fave foods? or like a top five list?

Looks up from ignoring his Mathematics work.

"It's Calem. Calem. I'm not some random from Galar."

Clears his throat.

"You're getting one, friend." Picks up a tube of Cheese and Onion pringles the size of his forearm.

"This stuff. What do they put in these? They're so good."

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A startling sound, like glass shattering, echoes through the area, and dark tendrils appear from thin air before leaving something on the floor and then retreating back into the void. It looks like a gift box was left for Calem! Inside there’s a pair of custom rollerskates painted to match Xerneas' colors, along with a note that says ‘Happy holidays from your mystery benefactor!’.

Calem didn't even notice that whole "ominous noises and tendrils" thing-

He was too busy rushing a biology assignment he'd been ignoring for a solid two weeks. So the box has just sorta been sat there in his dorm room for eleven days straight. Meowstic's been using it instead of his cat bed, as usual.

Though, he supposes he can just- carefully- move- the-cat- to one side- and Ooh, those are cool.

He's gonna start using these instead of his heelys. See just how long it takes him to get a concussion this time.