#ditv sawyer

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Should I just pre-emptively break my own neck to, like, avoid doing this?

Mars, Sawyer, and Galatea before the game in Episode 3

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Sawyer: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Waverly: Yes.

Sawyer: I was hula hooping. Elory and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Waverly: Oh, my God.

Sawyer: I've mastered all the moves--the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Waverly: Why are you telling me this?

Sawyer: Because no one will ever believe you.

Waverly: You sick son of a bitch.

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Mars: Let's raid Area 51.

Waverly: They can't stop all of us!

Sawyer: Please don't.

Tala: They absolutely can stop you!

Katie Belle: (messaging from inside Area 51) Actually, if you Naruto run, you can dodge the bullets.

Aveline: Why are we raiding Area 51?? We already know that aliens exist! What are you trying to prove?!

Katie Belle: (still messaging from inside Area 51) Galatea got wasted at a party last night and got stuck, that's why I'm in here.

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Sawyer: (rants about how mars isn’t doing shit to help uncover the host’s identity, ignoring his own lack of findings)

Mars: ok boomer

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Sawyer, looking at Gi: You can say “please” and “thank you” a million times, and your children will never repeat it, but you say “ass-faced motherfucker” oNE TIME--

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Tala: Good responses to being stabbed by a knife?

Mars: Rude.

Sawyer: That’s fair.

Jo: Not again.

Aveline: Are you gonna want this back?

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Sawyer: Alright, now everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.

Tala: Why?

Katie Belle: Are you in a hurry?

Sawyer: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.

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Before I do anything, I ask myself: would Galatea do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

Sawyer