#doctors orders

[wordfather]

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

[b1mbodoll]

thinkin ab stepbro yuma. oh how i yearn.

stepbro yuma scarin boys that u like away frm u n consoling u by eating ur pretty lil pussy until ur sad tears turn into tears of pleasure n ur hands r tugging on his hair n ur grinding back into his face n soaking his chin n neck in ur juices and yeah m normal :3

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

Got officially diagnosed with a vitamin D deficiency. My husband thinks this is hilarious.

He still hasn’t stopped laughing.

[anotherdomfortheroad]

Tell me about your Spotify wrapped while I spit on it and kiss you better

[lovely-mogai]

Shockwave selfship/yumeship

A flag for those that selfship/yumeship with Shockwave from transformers/whose f/o is shockwave from transformers!

Gun alt + plush alt below the cut

On the doctors list ~📋~ @felidaety & @whoisaddy

[retroreaperr]

ur so creepy nyro montoya x chip dante amv

[aiandhunks]

Doctor’s Orders

[mechsarchives]

Lyf put down their phone, expression twisted in stony anger, and closed their eyes.

“Ivy, we have to go now.” They pushed away their half eaten breakfast, and Marius frowned in confusion.

“What-“

“Her Lyf decided to be an idiot and kidnapped another one of our counterparts, apparently, and is now panicking because they obviously had a bad reaction to the corridors.”

Marius’s eyes widened. “That is- I’ll grab my coat.”

Lyf’s expression softened slightly. “You don’t have to-“

“Nope. You’re not going in there without backup. Come on.”

@lyfrasilly-edda

Ivy sighed. What in the hell was Lyfrassir thinking?

"Yes. Alright, time to go then. It was lovely meeting you all, I do wish you well."

Ivy stood and made her way to Lyfrasilly and Marius, grimacing a bit.

"It. May be best for someone other than Marius to join us, they won't want to harm a Marius, even accidentally. They'd likely be best comforted with the counterpart of someone they've known longer, such as Jonny."