#don't test her

[reenacole]

One of Gen's fans *cough* stalkers *cough*, after he gets revived by accident: It was so terrible! They accused me of being a creep when all I wanted was to get close to the love of my life!

Luna: She, thank you! If you're talking out your flat ass, the least you can do is get my pronouns right! Also, if you get within 10 feet of my brother again, I'll show you the meaning of "I'm not trapped here with you, you're trapped here with ME"

[misshowdoyoudo]

Adoption time! For you!

Leo, 4 years of age and barely able to sign his name, but excited to show off his signature: I've always wanted an older brother!!

April, knowing not to sign sketchy papers you haven't read through first: WAIT HOLD ON--

[winterstorm032802]

Cursing

Cursing involved

Zenos: *says anything*

Nora: *eye twitches* What. The. F**k.

Alphinaud: Nora! Language please

Nora: F**K THIS S**T WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU SADISTIC A** BASTARD YOU CAN SHOVE THOSE SWORDS UP YOUR A** MOTHERF****R! YOUR MOTHER IS PROABALY DISAPPOINTED OF YOUR STUPID A**! F**K YOU! NOW I'M GOING TO GO OVER THERE AND IF I HEARD THAT YOU KILLED ANYONE OR DID ANY S**T I'LL COME OVER TO YOU AND F**K YOU UP! I WILL MAKE YOUR PERSONAL F*****G LIFE HELL! THE TWELVE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STOP ME FROM MURDERING YOU!! HELLS YOUR WEIRD POWER OF MANIPULATING AETHER WON'T SAVE YOU THIS TIME! I'LL KILL YOU IN COLD A** BLOOD AND WHEN IT'S OVER I'LL LOOK DOWN AT YOUR F*****G CORPSE AND LAUGH! I'LL MAKE SURE TO BURN YOU SO MUCH THAT YOUR ASHES WILL BE ON FIRE AS WELL!

Alphinaud: Nora let's go home *carries Nora in his arms* Come along

Nora: *shouts* IF I HEAR A SINGLE WORD FROM YOU I WILL F**K YOU UP SOOOOO BADLY I WILL MAKE SURE TO MURDER YOU! HELLS I'LL USE YOUR SWORDS TO STAB YOU IN THE CHEST AS MANY TIMES AS I WANT!!

Zenos: See you another time my friend

Nora: ...

Alphinaud: ...

Nora: ...

Alphinaud: ...

Nora: ...

Alphinaud: ...No.

Nora: *summons Phoenix-Egi*

Alphinaud: NORA NO

Nora: *charges to Zenos* I SAID I'LL BURN YOU TO CRISP AND I MEANT IT! I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET CALLING ME YOUR FRIEND! YOU ARE BETTER TO ME AS A F*****G CORPSE!!! *yells as she gets closer and uses the flames around to her advantage casting Ruin III*

Zenos: *takes his sword out*

Nora: NO! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO DRAW YOUR F*****G WEAPON! PHOENIX NOW!

Phoenix-Egi: *screeches as it swoops in and throws Zenos's swords away*

Nora: YOU WANTED TO SEE ME LIKE A MONSTER WELL GUESS WHAT BUDDY?! I'M PISSED AND READY TO STAB YOUR A** SO MUCH YOU'LL RUN CRYING TO YOUR FATHER YOU MURDERED

Alphinaud: (I don't think I should try to stop her now...)

Alisaie: *runs in* Guys! We're h-- Holy shite what happened?

Lyse: Oh Gods

Alphinaud: *turns to Alisaie, in horror* You. Weren't. Here. For. It.

Alisaie: Dear Gods what did she do?

Alphinaud: So much foul language and death threats...

Lyse: Wow... She's not playing is she?

Alphinaud: No she isn't

[drowsydregon]

yuuki’s like a cat

if she likes u, she’ll nap w/ u

she believes in bonding through napping

[writerfae]

Ranva really really loved her husband but you can bet that when they see each other in the afterlife some day, first thing she'll do is kick his ass for causing their sons to have abandonment and self-worth issues.

[gildedmuse]

Strawhat Cheerleading Styles, A Comparison

Franky: Yeah! You guys are doing great! Just keep trying as hard as you can you're all super and we'll definitely beat this thing!

Usopp: Don't believe in you! Believe in the me who believes in Luffy and Zoro!

Zoro: Guys, quit bitching like you're the goddamn cook and win damnit.

[soulgiven]

FUCK

         “Fuck yeah.”

[ask-kamilah-sayeed]

You're short. Wood nymphs are short. Match made in heaven lol. 😂😂😂😂

Yes, because all short people should only ever date other short people. It is completely against the laws of physics for a taller person to date a short person.