Feb 13, 2017
Sunday, February 12, 2017
“The Spanish tinder guy got serious real fast; ‘My greatest goal in life is finding a girl and having a family’ I’m like, 'Well that’s nice but I’m currently in a committed relationship with my best friend and we’re going to adopt African babies and live in the mountains. Needless to say he wasn’t impressed. In fact, he deleted my ass. I ain’t even mad.”
-me