#dontspeakformybladder

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RL X-Force now hiring for Domino & Colossus.

[marvelpositivity]

@dontspeakformybladder is SUCH an amazing Deadpool. They are by far my favorite role player of all time and they deserve so much. ...I’m just kidding, I’m @dontspeakformybladder and I’m sending this shoutout to myself. Thanks for always being there for me, me. You go girl!

[spector]

Honestly there’s so many misconceptions about Deadpool because of people on tumblr who just see one or two screenshots from the comics and assume things based off of it. It’s aggravating. I cringe every time I see a post where someone tries to “teach people little known facts about Deadpool”, acting like they’re some expert, yet nearly every fact is wrong or missing important context.

LDGHSGH FOR REAL YALL REMEMBER THAT PANEL WITH HIM ROCKING AND SAYING HIS SKIN HURTS??? which people use to say that hes in chronic pain and therefore woobify him ... it wasnt for real, he was making it up to attract guards attention bc he was in a cell

they love to woobify dp a lot and like. there are other characters u could woobify... just bc he makes funnee meme jokes doesnt mean hes a good person (hes!! not!!)

[anachronic]

@dontspeakformybladder + starter call.

❛ you’re scaring the hostages. ❜ some time ago, nathan would have probably scraped his throat raw from yelling at wade. now, he just limits himself to some resigned pointers and hopes for the best. double-tapping the body between them, he steps closer to the terrified pair of scientists tied up together. ❛ knock it off, they’ve been through enough. ❜

[playerentity]

@dontspeakformybladder replied to your post: ♂

Fly the fuck over here and take my brownies!!!!!

lolwhut

[thewebbedwonder]

@dontspeakformybladder​ [✖]

“Yeah, well you’d better be fucking sorry. It’s stupid shit like this that gives me a bad name. A badder name than I already have. Or– worse– badder’s not a word.” He was pissed, sure, but the longer he looked at the kid and his sad little face, the more he began to feel like the biggest dick hole of the century.

“Oh c’mon Parker, don’t look at me like that. I can’t stay mad at you when you blink at me with those adorable god damn puppy eyes.”

He just lets Wade ramble, looking anywhere but the other’s face and he frowns deeply. “I wasn’t... I wasn’t looking at you in any way....” he mutters. “I just... I don’t like confrontation okay?” he sighs. “I didn’t... mean... to make you look worse or... whatever.” Peter lets out a long sigh before looking over at Wade for a moment.

[marvelpositivity]

@dontspeakformybladder is a HILARIOUS Deadpool like you hear Wade’s voice in their responses and they’re just so IN character that you can’t really tell if it’s Ryan Reynolds behind the blog or a sweet little mun who is just adorable! I honestly think this really is Deadpool writing his own blog.

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Yukio was never entirely sure why Ellie didn’t seem to enjoy Wade being around – she found him absolutely refreshing. He was cheerful and sweet in his very own unique way – she’d never had a problem with him personally.

A smile pulls across her face as she practically bounces in place from the compliment – she did love her hair.

“Your suit looks extra red and clean today, Wade!”

Was that a compliment? She wasn’t sure but she was glad he was able to get all the dust and ash off.