𝒟𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐌𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐔 ౨ৎ : a headcanon compilation
⊹ charlie regularly tweets things like "it's so hard being so athletic and attractive and smart and funny like i am so perfect," immediately followed by "cam delete that retweet right now this does not apply to you."
⊹ knox comments "u da real dead poet" under a photo dump of society meeting pictures neil posts. however, this is sometime after his attempt and knox realizes a second too late how bad the implications are of this sound. he frantically scrambles to delete the comment and just has to put the phone down afterwards and face the wall in reflection.
⊹ charlie starts an instagram countdown for his birthday nine months before it happens.
⊹ neil is annoyingly photogenic. and not in the "dang he does not have a bad angle" kind of way. i mean in every existing photo of this boy — regardless of what action he's carrying out or what his previous expression was — in the picture, he'll have on the warmest most sincere smile like a child on christmas day.
⊹ pitts reposts every create mode reel that says things like "would you rather be an amazing apple or a brilliant banana" that he happens to stumble across.
⊹ meeks has a seperate account dedicated to posting tutorials and ramblings about science or robotics. his comments are flooded with people (only half-jokingly) responding with "whatever you say, ginger boy" followed by twenty heart eyes emojis. and though he finds this endearing, he genuinely does want to talk about his interests.
⊹ cameron is the most chronically offline person you'll ever meet. whenever he does hop online though, he's the driest texter out of all of them. and once every blue moon, he'll stitch reels and start debating random users, feeling obligated to correct them and point out the flaws in their logic. he dosen't write captions or hashtags, or answer follow up questions.
⊹ todd has never once changed his profile picture. it is and always will be a candid neil took of him while they were walking around the welton campus.
