You know what would be absolutely jokes?
Bloodbender and poison bender Percy working in the Infirmary alongside Will and Annabeth gets poisoned or gets injured, loses a lot of blood (maybe she gets into a fight with someone and they push her and she trips and hits the back of her head causing a haematoma or a haemorrhage. And she gets rolled into the Infirmary.
And the the best person to help her is Percy
Percabeth is broken up here BTW, as they should've after the poison bending scene and Annabitch's ungratefulness and controlling behaviour.
She would throw a bitch fit (so be herself) about Percy helping her. Hell she would out-scream the Apollokids (sonic voices andball) then Will wpuld have to do a manual surgery, all whilst laughing along with the other Apollokids and Asclepiades how Karma is the bitchiest of all.