#dr. kendrick

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This is face you make when a toy tells you that your romantic life looks bleak in spite of the fact you’re a happily married man with about 15 children (5 of them cloned), 3 grandchild and you’ve stopped aging at 40. Uff! The devastation.

[hellagoodsims]

So it’s been confirmed. I thought that the Slice of Life mod was making Clark a light drinker but apparently that is not the case. I took it out today to not only find out that he, former “Celebrity Mixologist”, is a flyweight bum but his wife was the heavyweight champion of drinking. The latter surprises me none.

[hellagoodsims]

Clark Kendrick is the devil you think you know.

[hellagoodsims]

“Yeah, that’s cute and all but check this right here.”

[hellagoodsims]

Poor, Clark. All he wanted was some pancakes with his 2nd favorite daughter.

[hellagoodsims]

Some washed up actress trespassed onto Clark’s property. So he went to go introduce himself.

Welcome to the neighborhood, Has-been!

[hellagoodsims]

Autonomous self-pampering truly is a Kendrick family trait.

[hellagoodsims]

In related news, another one of Clark’s sons has also aged up. And as you can tell by this one’s expression, Clark spent no time with this one at all.

But unlike me, I bet Clark knows his name and maybe even who this kid’s momma is. Because I do not know either.