An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 30/30
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Additional Tags: Romance, HP/DM, post—hogwarts, EWE
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed?
H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
MustLoveQuidditch has entered the room.
MustLoveQuidditch: Brilliant
IntrospectiveIntellectual: Logging directly into the room, or me, for suggesting it?
IntrospectiveIntellectual: I could ply you with those cheesy pick-up lines you like so much, if it would make you feel better.
IntrospectiveIntellectual: Hmm. Ooh, this is a good one.
IntrospectiveIntellectual: Did you just cast Wingardium Leviosa, or am I this happy to see you?
MustLoveQuidditch: You're killing me, Sly.
IntrospectiveIntellectual: I must have Seer blood, because I just had a vision of myself climbing naked out of your bed tomorrow.
MustLoveQuidditch: I can't believe they're getting worse … how is it possible they're getting worse?
IntrospectiveIntellectual: Do you have any magical creature blood in you? No? Do you want some?
MustLoveQuidditch: Alright, stop. That was just gross.
IntrospectiveIntellectual: Actually, that's one someone used on me last year. He was part Veela.
MustLoveQuidditch: If he was part Veela, why did he need a pick-up line at all?
IntrospectiveIntellectual: Not sure, actually. Maybe he didn't inherit the good part?
IntrospectiveIntellectual: At any rate, did I take your mind off your bad mood?
MustLoveQuidditch: You did. Spectacular job.
IntrospectiveIntellectual: Did you just want to chat, or did you want to …
MustLoveQuidditch: Don't tell me you're shy about language, Sly. I wouldn't believe it.
IntrospectiveIntellectual: I was just trying to put it delicately.
IntrospectiveIntellectual: Toss off
MustLoveQuidditch: Beat off
IntrospectiveIntellectual: Club the clam
MustLoveQuidditch: Polish your broom
IntrospectiveIntellectual: Charm the snake
MustLoveQuidditch: Conjure your Patronus
IntrospectiveIntellectual: I bow down to the master. I've never heard that one before.
MustLoveQuidditch: It fits, though, doesn't it? I've got tons more.
MustLoveQuidditch: I could go on for hours.
IntrospectiveIntellectual: That's not what it seemed like a few nights ago.
IntrospectiveIntellectual: Wounded, are you?
MustLoveQuidditch: I feel a challenge has been thrown down.
MustLoveQuidditch: I need to defend my honor.