Dear Timbits in Plastic Drinking Cups,
711 has a fine assortment of food to keep you satiated and hydrated. A recent development has me a little concerned, and that is timbits in plastic cups. The reason they are in plastic cups is so they can sit in your cupholder next to your Big Gulp as you drive your car. it worries me that this invention was, a) made, and b) popularized. Must we have timbits in arms reach? Can we not place them on the passenger seat? If you cannot stretch across the console in order to reach your timbits perhaps you should be questioning the level of inflexibility your body has reached rather than shovelling in fried dough. Have we come to the point that we have to be eating whilst engaging in every activity through the course of a day?
Waterproof donut despenser!
Have donuts available for whenever you shower without risk of water leakage.
Download the donut app to see where the nearest consumable donut is. Luckily with the plastic cup it will be within arms reach.
Sincerely,
Willing to Budge.