Feb 9, 2024
Life is short
Run stop signs
Don’t use your blinker
Hit a parked car and drive away
Never pay for parking
Don’t show up for court dates
Refuse to pull over even when they have their sirens on
Initiate a chase
Don’t ever give up, they won’t take you alive
Swear you won’t go to jail
Shoot any cops who stand in your way
Crash into a tree
Abandon your car
Never set foot in a city ever again
Live in the woods now
Yolo
