#drunk billy

[prettyboybillyhargrove]

[Drunk Billy in the party]

Billy: *while sitting on Steve's lap* ...his dick is so big for me you know. Sometimes it's hard to even sit after five rounds. But I love him still.

Robin: *listening him talking about Steve for the past hour* I really wanna kill myself right now

Billy: Should I- should I be a lesbian like you Robin. It'd probably less painful. Can I be a lesbian? Is this a thing? God but I love him so much. And I don't like girls. Is this a thing? I don't like girls but I like Steve's dick.

Robin: Yes! It's called being gay Billy!

Billy: oh... right!

Billy: I like dicks so much to be a lesbian anyway. I'm a totally dick slut you know.

Robin: YES I KNOW. I WISH I DIDN'T!

[cockasinthebird]

drunk Billy: lymricks (.) tumblr (.) com/post/614760989401989120/omg-love-the-idea-of-steve-getting-billy-drunk

https://lymricks.tumblr.com/post/614760989401989120/omg-love-the-idea-of-steve-getting-billy-drunk

It’s great!! Thank you! I already reblogged it, but wanted to answer the ask and say thank you specifically

[ostercoaster-blog]

Quotes from Drunk Billy

The setting: Blink 182 is playing. "Is this Angels and Airwaves?"

[mrfrustrationman]

Drunk Billy will be missed (by loopytube)