#drunk boi

[inportant-spam-rsvp]

More of Noise because I have an issue XD

Tequila for the little guy-

I love him like that one stuffy you hold up and flick up the arms with your thumbs. Y'know, the no-bones stuffies-

[windiie]

colored dummy

[callmestarshine-43]

I haven’t read most of mtmte, but au where nothing changes but Rodimus was just drunk the entire time and no one had ever met him so sober, so no one knew and that’s why he is the way he is

[vassalor]

Lol Headcanons- drinking habits

Sett

Like to drink strong stuff

Please dont tell his mom this.

Had a strong head for it, takes almost a barrel to get him just tipsy.

Clingy, surprisingly emotional drunk. Tell you about his childhood, how he hate his father, loves his mom. And loves his subordinates and you (ha later denies it)

Let him to pet his ears. He purrs. (also denies this)

Get into a brawl pretty easily. He win of course, but destroy the tavern in process. He later pay for the repairs.

His biggest secret: when a drink too bitter he mix it with some fruit extract. His mom used this the tea when he was young. Habits die hard.

His drunken sleeps he often use you like a overstuffed plush. Too big spoon and snoring into your ears.

Twisted Fate

Not a good drinker. Have stomach but not the head.

But he fancies himself as always :3

After the questioning thing in the swamp life, he not afraid to try weird mixes.

Pretty good bartender. Smooth and understand how to handle the things.

Ladies loves him until he open his mouth and start to flirt with them.

Loves to enter drinking contest. Almost the first one who got the punch for cheating.

Need to take home.

As you carried him on your shoulder, he nuzzles his nose to your neck and try to kiss it.

Got a punch in his face again.

Poor guy XD

Draven

The best drinker in Noxus!

Challenge him and you fail miserably!

Drink the hard staff. 

Once he got drunk, he starta  drunken brawl with a wooden pile. He punch it until some people pile on him to stop before he ruin the tavern.

The beat them one by one.

Dont dare the fuel his drunken anger more.

Zzzzzz . He fell asleep the table right next to him second later after he fight.

Darius need to fetch him from the table. (if he resist, Kled more than happy to use Skaarl to move him away)

[liss-99]

Hello, it's me again 😊

I would like to request 115 (Phillip and Michael)

Word: medicine

I hope you don't feel pressured in accepting this request and feel free to reject it if you want. Thank you ❤️

Whenever the Stirling’s came to England, it was often only to London or Kent. Rarely did they make it out to Wiltshire or Romney Hall, but when they did, it was a mighty fine time. 

Phillip Crane was a reserved man, but something about his brother-in-law Michael brought out a young, wild spirit. Their wives were sisters, born exactly one year apart, so they naturally grew close as well. Michael was a Scotsman, and it showed in his ability to drink whiskey and ale as if they were water. Phillip, on the other hand, had never considered himself much of a drinker. The last time he overindulged, he found himself in quite a situation with Eloise’s brothers. 

One evening, however, while the Bridgerton sisters were putting their children to sleep, Michael convinced him to have a drink or two. The men laughed and shared stories with one another. Phillip’s 20s were filled with his children, while Michael’s were filled with adventure and intrigue. They couldn’t have been any more different, and yet, their friendship came naturally. When they went to retire for the evening, Phillip stood up quickly, suddenly feeling all of the alcohol rush through his body. 

“Oh Lord,” he blasphemed, while Michael merely laughed. 

“I fear I will not feel well in the morning,” Phillip laughed at himself too. 

“Phillip, my friend,” Michael said, clapping a hand on Phillip’s back. “Let me tell you a little secret, the best medicine for a hangover? Sex.”

He could only laugh in response, but the next morning, when he tested out Michael’s advice, Phillip was very, very grateful to his brother-in-law. 

Bridgerton Drabbles 

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I do not know anything about medicine, so this is very loosely interpreted. I hope you still enjoyed it!

[hermes-is-good-boi]

Dionysus: Whenever I drink alcohol, people say I'm an alcoholic.

Dionysus: But whenever I drink Fanta, no one says I'm Fantastic :'(

[agentsterling]

@gatecoeur​

“This drink comes with little plastic swords and I just want to take them all home and arm my Borrowers. Have you seen that movie? God, it was dope. I bet we have borrowers.”

[noxhart]

Haven't posted much in a while. Broke my wrist, got robbed, etc. :C all good