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Can we get a drunk calum too now?

i got you babe. just finished typing this up as you sent in your ask❤❤

(i’m LOVING this guys, seriously)

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It was Michael’s bachelor party tonight and you told Calum to have a fun night and to be safe. You had no idea what shenanigans they were going to get into and the plan was that they’d all spend the night at Michael’s house. Crystal was out of town for the weekend so it would be a bachelor pad after a night drinking and who knows what else.

You were just about to get into bed at about 2 a.m after binge watching Friends, wearing your favorite elephant pajamas, when your phone starts ringing. Luke’s dorky photo stares back at you before picking up.

“If this is a butt dial, you’re dead Luke,” you laugh.

“Wow, first ring! Good one! Listen, Cal’s phone is dead and he says he can’t go to sleep without talking to you. Can--”

“Give me the phone! She’s my girl!” Calum shouts and there’s some scuffling.

“I’m calling her for you, dumbass! Ow!”

There’s a loud sound as the phone dropped to the floor, it hurts your ears and then Calum’s voice is greeting you.

“Luke dropped you, I didn’t! Hi sweetheart,” he sings a little drunkenly.

“Hi baby,” you greet with a laugh. “Your phone’s dead, huh?”

“Yeahh,” he sighs. “I don’t want to sleep here. There’s too many guys.”

“That’s the plan wasn’t it?”

“I want the plans to change. You should . . . fuck, you should come here baby,” his words stumble together.

“I don’t want to crash--”

“Crash it! Better yet, I’ll come home to you! You smell pretty. Luke doesn’t smell pretty like you.”

“Hey!”

“You smell like tequila! Please baby? Missed you tonight,” he groans.

You pause for a moment looking at the time on your Fitbit. Michael’s house is only fifteen minutes away and you’d be lying if you didn’t say you missed him too.

“I’ll be right there. And find your phone.”

The last thing you hear is Calum cheering before you hang up and put on your Ugg boots.

*****

The house is loud when you approach it, clearly no one was getting ready to go to bed yet. Calum was right, the house was filled with a lot of guys and you found him asleep at the bottom of the staircase, his head against the railing.

You crouch in front of him taking his hand and caressing his face softly.

“Hey, Cal,” you talk gently trying to wake him up.

He opens his eyes slowly, then when he recognizes you he bolts up like lightning.

“You’re here!”

“Did you find your phone?”

He pats the pocket of his leather jacket proudly.

“Died safe and sound in my lil pocket,” he grins, “wish I could carry you in my pocket. My small little lady.”

He giggles at his words and you laugh at his antics, yet soften at his words.

***

“You smell the best out of everyone, babe,” Calum continues to gush for about the tenth time while you’re walking into the house. “It’s flowery and pretty and like coconuts sometimes. You smell different but I like it.”

“Thanks, honey,” you chuckle, “let’s get you into bed, okay?”

“Bed smells like you too! You should make a perfume,” he sighs. His steps are heavy as he follows you down the hall.

“Then everyone would smell like me,” you point out and he frowns.

“Damn. Then just for me. I can spray it on my pillow when I’m gone. You know what you could--” he grunts as he undresses “--what you should call it?”

“What?” you ask helping him into bed before joining him.

“Mmm you should call it ‘Calum Loves Me.’” He gives you the dopiest grin then quickly falls asleep snuggled up next to you._______

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