May 23
"Can you fucking orgasm already I want my shot"
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"Can you fucking orgasm already I want my shot"
mhmm, yeah bae 😛turn me up 👏🏾
Me, hanging from the rafters, absolutely smashed:
i just don't get why, like,, humans evolved so stupidly?? Why are their dangly bits on the outside? fucking absurd! ...tell me more!
My best friend who has been dealing with my shit for many many long years:
We get two sets of teeth at least... well, one does fall out before the other comes in but? It's cool.
Me, somehow not spilling my wine:
...WHAT
"When I look at you, I don't see someone that can get me anything, or do something for me.. I see a worthwhile person that I can love, day in and day out, for the rest of my life. I see the most beautiful human being I have ever seen, and I just want you to know that not a day will go by that I don't look at you and say, wow, you are gorgeous.."
Cause drunk or not, I have the deepest feels for you.. I hope you never once have to look at me and wonder whether I love you or not, cause you don't. I have loved you since day one - uwu
"Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question."
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Why is it that drunk me feels the need to hear your voice?
Zaza I need help. Last night I went to a party with this girl I like and got drunk, and then afterwards we held hands and talked and did that slow-dance thing. It was really romantic and cute and the perfect time for a first kiss, but I kept avoiding that bc I didn't want it to happen while drunk and make the same mistakes I have before. What should I do now? What if she thinks I didn't like her? halp.
nah, i don’t think from all tht she’ll come away with the thought tht you don’t like her. not everyone goes in for or enjoys smooching on the first date. you can easily let her know tht you like her by asking her out again and/or straight up telling her, “i think you’re the bee’s knees!” (or whatever it is the kids say these days ;) bottom line, you didn’t mess up, so let it go and focus on what’s next for you two. best of luck turtledove!!!
Being a Tamada (თამადა) is a hard task, because Wdym with every cup of wine I have to thank God, bless my country, my parants, children in general, the heroes of my country and ALSO entertain my guests.
(I'm really drunk and was a Tamada if you couldn't tell.)