#drunk time lords

[thewaywardsonofgallifrey]

✉ [ because I can't remember if I sent this, but I meant to... ]

[text] Em[text] I'n prewtty sure i;ve just made an enemny[text] Out of a thrwee headrd barteender[text] At least thst was thr idea I got when he thrrw me out

[thewaywardsonofgallifrey]

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[text] Riverrrrrr

[text] I blamne your husbsnd for this

[text] Remund me to nwver acceprt hyper-voidka from him again

[thewaywardsonofgallifrey]

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[text] Emmrerh

[text] Did I losw yiu?

[text] I’n not sire how I gpt up hwer

[text] Bit tio muvh to drunk. 

[text] this builfung is reslly high

[text] I din’t mich like heughts

[thewaywardsonofgallifrey]

[text] im bot drunk1 [text] why doed evrryone thinjk im durnk

[text] Because you type worse than a three year old.

[text] Who did it this time?  Or have you just started doing so on your own.

[thewaywardsonofgallifrey]

[text] koshceiii [text] hey kocheii

[text] Theta are you drunk again

[text] Why do you only do this when you’re drunk…

[thewaywardsonofgallifrey]

[text] your stil an ass ko

[text] And so are you.

[text] What does ‘Clara’ think of your being drunk?

[thewaywardsonofgallifrey]

[text] shut up you kno what i maen

[text] But if I acted like I did, it’d be no fun now would it.

[thewaywardsonofgallifrey]

[text] i hat you so muhc ko oh my g od

[text] You can’t ‘hat’ me.  For two reasons, one, you aren’t a hatter, and two, you aren’t actually here.