#dustily

[captainswank]

this twitterbot that generates random metal band names/logos is a thing i think you should know about twitter[.]com/metalband_exe

IM SO GLAD

[captainswank]

i had a dream you borrowed my hair clippers to shave your head and i was sad about the loss of your magnificent mane yet it was oddly thrilling

i feel this

[sunlaire]

i’m fUCKIN PLAYIN IT

[frengles]

dustily replied to your post: what u do when one half of ur otp is a...

cry

OkThink you

[captainswank]

1. i feel this may be relevant to your interests metalalbumswithgooglyeyes[.]tumblr[.]com & 2. i feel very attacked by your blog title

OMFG INSTANT FOLLOW HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS THE AESTHETIC

yeah

[captainswank]

[opens tumblr] [samm is talking about milk again] [closes tumblr]

im gonna make one milk post per day

[frengles]

dustily replied to your post:if i bought this my friend’s would disown me and...

i’m glad to live in a world where this object exists tho

i want to buy it SO BAD

im also planning on going to one of his shows next year if he comes to my area what if i bought it and then i meet him after the show and i go to take a picture with him and he sees the case and i never live it down

im sweating this hypothetical situation is agitating me so much look what you've done

[captainswank]

Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango

say it’s me that you want to dismember hOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD THIS SONG BEFORE…………………………