note: inspired by the tiktok in this article
Ed is barely through the back door of their house one day when Steve says, “No more scissors in the house. If you need to cut anything, do it in the basement – god, the day they stop being scared of the basement...we're fucked, basically.”
Ed: What happened?
Steve: Your daughters cut Hazel’s hair
Ed: Hey, why are they only mine when they're in trouble?
Steve: When they're using safety scissors they stole from school to cut their hair in secret the night before Picture Day, they're yours.
Ed: Well, when they're being sent to the principal’s office for having an attitude with the teacher, they're yours.
Steve: Touche. Only Moe has done that, though. Today was a three-man operation.
Ed: Is it cute?
Steve: Is what cute?
Ed: Hazel’s hair
Steve: It is now. Moe sort of fixed it, and then I actually fixed it. She has bangs now. Robbie and Hazel are banned from scissors forever. Moe is on thin ice.
Ed: Sweet. Noted.
