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The Duck

This is a good boi, he smiling very politely. I would allow my daughter duck to marry this handsome boi. I love how the feathers overlap, very nice and the shading is great! No complaints about this boi. 10/10

I’m concerned. He’s seems very frightened, and I’m worried about his and the others ducks safety. They should stay inside. Otherwise, the colouring is a little weird, his head is very gray and the coloured feather should be blue. And while I like the idea of colouring the line art I don’t think it works for this boi, definitely clashing with that horrid gradient. Blink once if your in need of assistance. 4/10

Ok so he’s either dancing or has a broken neck. The lack of emotion in his eyes leads me to the latter unfortunately. I kinda like the thicc line art on this boi, makes the scene more dramatic. His legs are giving me more of a pigeon vibe though. Please someone take him to the hospital. 7/10

This fluff boi seems to have gotten into a bit of an oil spill by the looks of his bill. He’s very shiny for some reason, could it be oil residue or some cleaning product of some sort? The saturation of the colours on his body and on his feet and head don’t really match and it looks as if someone transplanted his legs and head onto the body of another duck. Speaking of his legs, someone definitely copy and pasted those. And his feathers on his tail almost look like they’re growing backwards. Points for being a good ole boi 3/10

Oh my. I love this boi. I love him so much. Look at that face. The new angle is super refreshing. He gives me puppy vibes with that look in his eyes. I love the shading of his back feathers, gives a great illusion of more feathers, this boi made my quarantine better. 100/10

It’s a little flat for my taste, just a little shading would give him more body but I like the angle of his bill, gives me Donald Duck vibes. He is soulless but he’s swimming so I’ll leave him alone to enjoy the water. 3/10

I’m surprised, Facebook usually hits the nail on the head with their animals. There’s just something about him that looks weird, and I’m not really sure what it is. The shading is good, and I love the little tuff of feathers on his tail. I dunno, I don’t hate him I guess. 5/10

I think this boi broke his leg, it’s bending in a very odd way, I hope he’s okay. He also has an irregularly long neck compared to the others as well as a irregularly large bill compared to the size of his head. I like the shade of brown of his feathers and it grows great with the green of his head. He is very dapper, he makes sure to get his feathers groomed weekly. 8/10

What is up with OpenMoji. Why do they do this? It vexes me. Why doesn’t he have any eyes? Why is his bill so small? Why are his legs the small colour as his feathers? I’m not really sure what to say. I’m a little scared of OpenMoji. -8/10

Wow, what a handsome boi. I love the unique take on this one, and he looks very kind. Shading is good, I’m glad it’s not just a gray gradient, that would’ve made him look dead. Pretty sure it’s a goose though. 9/10

Aight so, I don’t post super often here, but with nothing much else to do I’ve got a new motivation. Also feel free to recommend emojis, that could be cool.

Anyways this is my art instagram: @mep_arts, please rate and review like I do here, lmao be ruthless

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The Tumbler

The shading around the glass is super dark, kinda reminds me of some LG emojis. I like the translucency of the scotch/whiskey, very effective. The glass itself is kinda boring tho. 7/10

This shading makes no sense whatsoever. The scotch/whiskey is much too dark at the top. The ice cubes would have been a good idea, if they were done even remotely well. The glass is really bad, it’s just bad. I’m disappointed. 1/10

I love the bold vector style of this, it works really well! The glass is really simplistic with just one tone of shade. I love the size and the way the ice cube is shaded, the silhouette is very good! I like the way they shaded the inside of the glass. Very good. 9/10

I don’t like this. The gray shading is too dark and you can’t see the other side of the ice cube, scotch/whiskey isn’t opaque like that. Why does the glass look uneven? Very unpleasant. 0/10

I really like this one! The gray isn’t too bad and it’s only a short distance before the gradient starts. The translucency of the scotch/whiskey is super awesome! You can see the bottom of the glass. Very pleasant. 10/10

Disgusting. I hate it. It’s not even a cylinder. It’s like they didn’t even try. Utter disappointment. Points for the ice cube -1/10

Facebook coming through againnnnn. The shading is amazing, essentially no gray at all. The highlight looks really nice. I do prefer it on the rocks tho. 9.69/10

Something about this makes me uncomfortable. The glass doesn’t really convey the fact that it’s a cylinder. The liquid also doesn’t look shaded right. 4/10. I don’t really know what’s bothering me about this.

I feel like they are trying to do for the vector style and they are failing incredibly. The ice cubes are literally so flat that I’m about to believe the earth is flat. The didn’t even try to shade the scotch/whiskey. -420/10

It’s empty? I guess the shading is ok but it’s a little boring. The gray is still too gray. 5/10. Nothing special.

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The Rooster

This is a stand up rooster. He is non-discriminatory and hangs with the cows. In thanks they give his feathers a cow lick. The shading is pretty good, it’s subtle around the neck but still shows the feathers. His legs look a little short tho. 8/10

Be nice this rooster was traumatized as a young chick. The gradient on the neck is atrocious, I hate it. The tail is very full and organized. His head is extremely small compared to his body and I’m a little concerned for his wellbeing. 6.9420/10

Now this is a good boi. He’s on his way to tend to his chicks like a good father. I love the simplicity that Microsoft used, and the black bold lines were working until the tail. 9/10

Another nice tail, very voluminous. This is the first rooster who has a visible wing and they did it wrong. The shading is horrible, why is his wing detached??? Plus it weirdly looks upside down. 4.75/10

That’s how you do a wing, very nice and cohesive with the rest of the rooster. The clean cartoony style works really well here, he is a good boi. Compliment him on his tail, he’s insecure about its size. 9.78/10

A very simple boi, which works for the most part. Except the feet. It looks like some took two baby fingers and attached them together. They are a disgrace against this cute bean. 3/10 I’m sorry

Facebook at it again with the amazing detail, shading, and overall content. They seem to get animals and inanimate objects right but struggle with the human face aspects. Wonder why????? (It’s the lizard) 10/10

A very proud rooster. He intimidates the other rooster on the farm with his large comb (yes that’s what it’s called, I looked it up). His tail is often used as a weapon against his challengers. 8.5/10

Watch out this rooster is about to deliver feces from a website he lovingly called hisbutt.com. His eyes have no guilt or life in them, you cannot talk him out of doing anything. The black lines around him are abhorred paired with the perpetual gray brown shading. I hate it. -35/10

Ummmmm... who released the apocalyptic harbinger of evil into this world??? Next time please shut the door fully in you way out mom. He doesn’t have feathers he’s just lumpy by the looks of that shading. He must have been dipped in oil to get that colour on both his comb, wattles (seriously who comes up with these names), and his feet. -666/10