#excellent puns

[rubisdoobles]

bi king

[the-apocrypha]

WHAT

[stucky-fanfic-recommendations]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Mature ~ 2K                                                                                                                                    

Steve really doesn't wanna go to the conference. It's on a February Monday morning, starting at crisp 8:00 a.m., and while it's not the earliest Steve has dragged himself to a work thing, it's certainly not his favorite time to try to rub two brain cells together, either. The only upside will be the complimentary breakfast listed on the schedule, which hopefully this time means as much bacon and bagels as he can stuff into his maw with good conscience, instead of a green smoothie and a single macadamia nut on whole wheat toast.

By @rohkeutta

[lirillith]

DR. KRUPALI 🇺🇸 on Twitter

“Oh India KNOWS how to write a headline.”

[evelynstarshine]

WHY CANT YOU PUT ANYTHING ELSE IN A BAG THAT CONTAINS 1 FISH AND 1 KNIFE BECAUSE YOUVE GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO FILLET

[barente-blog]

Wie macht Jö seine Band erfolgreich?

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