My genius threats and comparison
So, my friend was withholding information from me, and I didn't like it. So to get her to tell me, I sent her a lot of... stuff, related to my fandoms. And I'm quite pleased with them. So I'm going to share them with you guys.
You can’t just do that. Tell me the begining of something, and then just not tell me the rest right away. That’s like… Giving me John but not Sherlock. It’s cruel.
It’s like giving Mycroft a plate but no cake.
It’s like giving Sherlock a murder that’s already solved.
It’s like kidnapping Mycroft’s umbrella, and then telling him where it is, but it turns out to be the false adress.
It’s like giving Moriarty a Bee Gees CD without Stayin’ Alive on it
I hate you more than Dean hates healthy food.
I hate you more than Sherlock hates walls when he’s bored.
If you tell me I will love you more than Jawn loves jam.
At the moment, I hate you more than Irene hates wearing clothes
If you tell me I will love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.
I hate you more than the Doctor hates guns.
If you don’t tell me, I’m going to make Anderson send dinosaurs after you.
If you don’t tell me, Moriarty is going to make Seb kill you.
If you tell me, John will give you all his jam.
If you tell me Sherlock is going to compose a song for you.