#fa life

[lukeskythejediguy]

take me down to philadelphia city

where the grass is green

and the girls are

gritty

[dariarblac]

5 Sure Ways To Confuse Your Flight Attendant

5. Ask us if we know where your next gate is (in flight). Sir we are 35,000 ft in the sky with 0 WiFi. Also, gates change so there’s that.

4. Get angry with us when the flight is delayed due to the plane having a mechanical malfunction. I’m so sorry you’re going to miss your connection, Debbie, but we absolutely cannot fly you in a plane with missing or broken parts. I mean, the ultimatum is possibly dying.

3. Have us name everything on the snack cart then ask for something else. i just told you we had sprite, coke, diet coke, ginger ale, club soda, apple juice, orange juice, and cranberry juice. Y U ASK FOR DR PEPPER.

2. Tell us you fly more than we do. I don’t care if you’re a quadruple-medallion-admiral-platinum-diamond-amethyst status passenger... that joke is old and unfunny and you simply do not, Jim. You do not fly more than us.

1. Pass ten toilets in the terminal, sit at the gate for an hour, then get on the plane to use the bathroom ultimately holding up boarding.

♡ 

[longlostfox]

I was in Chicago, New York, Atlanta, and Los Angeles all in the same week. Blessed to have this life I made for myself.

[downassasian]

Today was my first day of a five day trip. This is also my first trip since training! Three legs later and I'm in Portland about to pass out. I'll be working on my birthday but that just means I get to see fireworks from the plane, and get time and a half!

[flygirlreads]

Happy hour + $2 margaritas make for a happy girl

[flygirlreads]

Y’all. I don’t think there’s enough caffeine to get me through the work day today.

[downassasian]

Life update!

So I was set to leave for training in the end of June, but I got a phone call saying that a spot opened up at the end of May! I will be leaving May 20th and once I pass training I'll move to either Seattle or LA. Originally I was going to be based in Seattle but they said they're not able to promise me that anymore, which is totally fine! I can't wait to start a new chapter of my life!

[fa-ahhhh]

I really got in the family time this go around. A whole day with my dad including a hike whole day with my mom and we got our nails done and I had a whole meal with my brother wow impressed